DV's presidential campaign

[deadly virus]

So ask me about things and I will tell you on what my plans are. I'll convince you to vote for me... or have me committed to an asylum

[Redhollowlives999]

*red neck voice* Wat're yer thoughts on handlin dem terries?

[deadly virus]

In order to have peace, you need to make everyone else afraid of you. BE able to back up any threats we make against them if they start beefing.

While we're on the subject we need a more strict penalty system from when you break the law.Eye for an eye.. for example, if you kill someone in a horrible way, you'll be executed in an equally horrible way... publicly. If you don't like it, don't watch. If they protest like pussies, they'll be rounded up along with everyone in PETA, religious extremists (or any religious people for that matter), vegans, and Fox news and all its fans and become part of my feed the homeless program.

In order to end all racism, I'm abolishing races.. there's only one race, the human race. All humans will be treated equally (and punished equally) regardless of their skin pigment

[Redhollowlives999]

I like dis feller o'er here.


Wut about taxes.

[deadly virus]

taxes are fine. Some states might get a tax break every once and a while. The states that give more in federal taxes than they receive back from DC. That means states they get more money than DC sends to them would be S.O.L.... looking at you Mississippi

[Redhollowlives999]

What do you plan to do about our national debt, sir?

[deadly virus]

print more money til we have enough to pay it off.. duh

[Redhollowlives999]

but wont that causeded a inflation of the ekconome

[deadly virus]

actually now that I think aabout it, we can just take the money from the dead people discussed earlier

[Redhollowlives999]

actually now that I think aabout it, we can just take the money from the dead people discussed earlier

^ Solid plan. He has my vote.