Ask Lonewulf anything...or nothing.

[IronJustice]

This thread will never die! Lone is my backup when Google fails.

I've always wondered, where do babies come from? I have high expectations for you for this one, Lone.

[Lonewulf]

When a man loves a woman,
Can't keep his mind on nothin' else,
He'd change the world for the good thing he's found.
If she is bad, he can't see it,
She can do no wrong,
Turn his back on his best friend if he put her down.
When a man loves a woman,
He'll spend his very last dime
Tryin' to hold on to what he needs.
He'd give up all his comforts
And sleep out in the rain,
If she said that's the way
It ought to be.
Well, this man loves you, woman.
I gave you everything I have,
Tryin' to hold on to your heartless love.
Baby, please don't treat me bad.
When a man loves a woman,
Down deep in his soul,
She can bring him such misery.
If she is playin' him for a fool,
He's the last one to know.
Lovin' eyes can never see.
When a man loves a woman
He can do her no wrong,
He can never want
Some other girl.
Yes,When a man loves a woman
I know exactly how he feels,
'Cause baby, baby, you're my world
When a man loves a woman....
He pumps his seed deep inside
That seed starts to grow into a fetus
And they can feel it in their soul
When that fetus develops far enough
They send word on to the Stork
And that Stork he come round
And rips that baby from the womans belly
With his nuturing beak of life
And the man sews up the woman
And they go to a hospital
Cuz thats were the Stork flew the baby
So that the baby wouldnt die
And the man and woman have to decide
Whether to take that baby home
Or to give it to someone who
Actually wanted a baby but couldnt find
A man to pump his seed inside
And that boys and girls
Is the miracle of life

[GoldenPower89]

Why is bologna round, but bread is square?

[Lonewulf]

Because bologna was never meant to be eaten on sliced bread. It was meant to REPLACE bread as the premier sandwich boundary. The thought process behind the campaign was that 'more meat, less dough' was an ideal solution for weight loss as scientist predicted a rise in obesity world wide.

The campaign failed when people realized that the best thing to eat with the bologna was, of course, bread. Bologna was do hard to grip and bread solved that slimy problem. So the whole process ended up being quite pointless...but the designers of bologna got filthy rich so in they were happy in the long run.

[Redhollowlives999]

How much of that was factual?

[Lonewulf]

Somewhere between 100% and 1000%

[Nitwit]

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[IronJustice]

Thats awesome! Is it paper or models?

[Nitwit]

Thats awesome! Is it paper or models?

It's 3D printing.

[IronJustice]

Lone never answered your question...