And I'm cristian, so I can't lie or curse
But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honor to meet you and you may call me Red.
tl;dr
Because I'm not content with this introduction (it actually sickens me tbh), I will start over.
Name: Jorge Alexis Reyes Del Rio (Redhollowlives999)
Age: 17
Interests/abilities: Musician (off. a teacher now... so yeah), Soccer player (Defensive-Midfield is my preferred position), Poet, Artist, Writer (e.g Scripts, stories/novels, etc), Psychology, Astronomy, Theology, and I guess Anatomy.
Height: 6'0"
Extra facts:
- I'm a Seventh Day Adventist and a lazy teenager.
- I was born and raised in NYC. But (by blood) I'm Cuban/Dominican.
- Yes I do break a few rules here (because I find some unjust), but now that I'm mod, that's going to the the the the.
- The moose ran off with my Walnuts.
- And I am Sooyoung's future husband.
- I'm not a nice person, cry about it (because I will eventually insult you).
Thats better. Though I'm sure I forgot something.
