Leg-Eye-Ugh co. (crappy skits)

[Zup]

filler post

[Redhollowlives999]

11/5/14 9:42pm
Active Users: THE RED RANGER!, Deadly Virus, Prayrius, JCTC

Drunkfats aren't legal here
Episode 05:

[We have Pray, JC, Red, and DV in a room. Nothin' else.]

JC: Fatdrunk.

Pray: lawl wut

JC: RED HE'S MAKING FUN OF ME!

Pray: How did I get here again.

Red: Mah Uncle Reddy Poo senses told me one of my honey-childs ran away and I used my massive rod to bring yeh back.

DV: therez a joke in there somewhere

JC: THROW HIM AWAY!

DV: dispose of this whole building while i conjour up some moar booze

JC: Gimme.

Pray: Now now brother dearest, you shouldn't be ***king drinking!

JC: $@@$ YOU YOU @(#*@#@*( @U#$#*&%*(((& MOTHA$&*#$#( BWWWAAAAKK!!! SUCKING #$@*(@(%#%#&($ BLUE MOUTH ORANGATANG.

Pray: Pbbbht. I'll have you know I'm only an inch away from being 6 feet.

JC: I'm 6'4". -___-

Pray: I know Taekwondo. And I like Latina butts.

DV: where's the OFF BOTTON ON THESE THINGS

Red: Throw some lemons! *conjures up a crate of lemons*

[DV jumps and shoots the lemons at the two bickering members--they had no effect.]

DV: it ain't workin'. i need the big green thingies. the... big... thing.

Red: The big blast thingie? The... OH OH THE MELON!

DV: YEAH. wut i do with that....

Red: BACKFLASH WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW:

[Wall explodes; someone drove a van through the window]

DV: did someon say spooge and shovels

Everyone: HEY IT'S DV!

DV: the one and only

Lone: Are you here with my dyslexic parrot?

DV: i'm fresh out i brought you a melon cuz i don't know how it got in my car but you can keep it whateevn

Lone: ... This is the last week--I expect my delivery by yesterday.

Red: WOWOWOWOWOWW

DV: oh yah. i ate that parrot.

JC: YOUR MOM!

Pray: IS DEAD!

JC: YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

Pray: SHUT UP!

Red: Lez talk about butts.

Pray: OKAAAAY!

DV: im gonna go devour a world b back in liek 10 minutes

JC: Bring me back a liver.

DV: a wat *giant laser blasts DV and takes him to another dimension where he bites the first thing he sees--he walks in the middle of a cat gettin' an abortion in some room in some foreign planet* lol wut NOM NOM NOM

Red: all about the booty big ole booty wide booty tasty booty

JC: booty plugs

Red: I saw the devil's booty plug once.

Pray: DV uses a booty plug?

JC: Go kill yourself you miscellaneous %%#$*@(@!

Pray: How can you even exist if the whiteboard K7 made is still here?

JC: ... I WILL BE BAC- *disappears*

Red: Go back to Disney Land you muppet.

Pray: wut i do

[DV comes back with a severed cat arm]

DV: is this a liver?

Red and Pray: No.

[DV leaves again and comes back with a lion's gallbladder.]

DV: this?

Red: I don't know what that is... yes.

Pray: JC left.

DV: who

Red: wut

Pray: huh

[Silence.]

DV: i ran outta booze.

[Pray implodes cuz big butts.]

Red: ... I'm gonna go steal Lone's Melon.

DV: i need booze... go get me booze

Red: No.

[Red implodes.]

DV: there no booze here.... i quit. i'm checking my stash on the moon

[DV leaves.]

[Prayrius]

Imma vote Girl butt for president.

[Redhollowlives999]

11/6/14 4:36pm
Active Users: THE RED RANGER!, Mistah Mistah Mako Jay

Super Zuppy Rap
Episode 06:

[Zup and Red are sitting. Both of them playing tic tac toe.]

Zup: You were destined to lose as soon as you choose the X symbol.

Red: Shut up nerd.

Zup: This is lame.

Red: Shut up nerd.

Zup: Don't tell me what to do.

Red: What to do.

Zup: Die.

Red: Don't tell me what to do.

Zup: What to do.

Red: Die.

Zup: Don't tell me what to do.

Red: What to do.

Zup: Die.

Red: Don't tell me what to do.

Zup: What to do.

Red: Die.

Zup: Whatever. I'm gonna obsess about Bruce Lee.

Red: Oh noes paper cut.

Zup: I get those countin' mah hunnids. Sometimes mah fiddys.

Red: Meugh.

[Red conjures up a soda with his powers.]

Red: Pie flavored soda drank is the greatest.

Zup: Isn't Taeyeon wonderful.

Red: OMG YUSS. Let's go on an adventure.

Zup: Wat'chu got in mind?

Red: Let's go harass the grunts.

Zup: Like how.

Red: *conjures up poison* Let's spray them with as much cancer causing pesticides as possible.

Zup: Eh. We did that last week.

Red: >__> *makes poison disappear* Fine.

Zup: How about we use your powers to give me all the babes in the world.

Red: And for me?

Zup: You can have this fig.

Red: ... There is no fig in your hands.

Zup: You can have this IOU... maybe.

Red: Well, either way, it won't work. I already tried... multiple times. ;____;

Zup: Get good.

[Oprah steps into the room.]

Oprah: Hello gentlemen.

Red: lol wut hoo u

Oprah: I'm here to speak with the two of you.

Zup: You had me until the two part. If you're here for my autograph well then take a number.

Oprah: Maybe later. *fist bumps Zup*

Red: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE OPRAH! *jumps out the window*

[If y'all remember from the first post, there is no window. He runs into a wall and leaves a Red-shaped hole.]

Zup: There he goes leaving his ugly little blemishes in every room he steps into again.

Oprah: WHO WANTS FREE WALLS?! YOU GET A WALL YOU GET A WALL YOU ALL GET A WALL!

Zup: aw yiss

[utters fall from the sky. An interracial mix of sexy women with sweatpants come and start dancing in synchronized forms. Zup is surrounded at every angle by fantastic butts.

Zup: *puts on shades and reclines on his chair, putting a cigar in his mouth* Looks like I still have two more wishes.

[Zup]

Of course my episode would be best episode.

[Redhollowlives999]

You still have one more wish then.

[Redhollowlives999]

11/6/14 4:36pm
Active Users: Rojo jojo, Deadly Virus, and Social Lone Wuff

Dungeons and Other Words That Start With The D
Episode 07:


[Red and Lone are sitting around, doing nothing in particular. Lone was busy trying to build an escape pod for a spaceship he didn't have. Yet. And Red was trying to build a swing set. He was clearly struggling.]


Red: So... what time is lunch?

Lone: ... It thought it was lunch time. Lunch time was the only thing in my job perscription.

Red: You mean... job description?

Lone: No.

Red: Uh.

[DV busts through the wall, but not with his usual flare and impressive pyrotechnics. He flew right through Lone's Space Pod and Red's swing set.]

Lone: MY SPACEPOD!

Red: MY! SWING SET!!!!

[DV got up and deflected an incoming laser beam with his shovel. The laser redirected and busted Lone's space pod beyond repair.]

Lone: NOOOO! WHO WOULD DO THIS?!

Red: I only know one enemy so devious. So powerful... so... kinky. And his name is...

MJ: YO WUZ CRACKALACKIN' MY FELLOW MEATBAGS?!

Red: Mj.... My robo-penguin secret agent... in a suit. With a black man's voice.

MJ: WERD TO DAWG. AND I AIN'T ALONE. I BROUGHT 3 STRIPPERS, TWO GOLD CHAINS, TUPAC BACK FROM THE DEAF, AND MY legion of flying obese penguins FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION!

Lone: I was intimidated until the dimension part--which dimension?

MJ: ALL OF THEM.

Lone: ... I am indeed quite intimidated.

DV: i told u i wont rest until i rid everything of every fat ever

MJ: MANE I DUN TOLD YOU I AIN'T FAT, I'M PHAT.

DV: ... *questions life*

Lone: ... Wait which one was first phat or fat.

MJ: I think it wuz ghat. Y'know, like enough but not like it at all.

Lone: ... *questions life* i have been defeated.

Red: ... Darn it MJ! WHY?!

MJ: ... Iunno. Cuz I'm evil?

Red: What if I gave you lemons?

MJ: DEAL!

DV: wut lemon

Lone: NOT MY LEMON!

DV: give it up u semi aquatic turkey i have a shovel

MJ: I HAVE WHORES AND GOLD!

Red: Lone's got the biggest tit of any whore in 12 dimensions!

MJ: *Takes Lone* Now wut.

Lone: You will never have my lemons.

DV: **** this. *ejects from existence*

Lone: NO LEMONS FOR YOU!

Red: MJ LEAVE!

MJ: make me

Red: ...

[The lunch bell rings. Everyone comes in for lunch time. All the obese flying penguins sat down to eat their orge triangles. DV overheard the bell from the depths of the the the the and and came back with pizzas.]

Lone: FOOD PORN TIME!

DV: eye heard food porn and i'm here... i mean the food bell.

[Everyone sits down and eats pizza. DV's special pizza made everyone less fat.


and it also killed everyone. The end.]

[deadly virus]

im drunk so i probably laughed more than i shouldve

[GoldenPower89]

Not sure what food porn is...








But it sounds awesome.

[Redhollowlives999]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_porn








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