Legend of Legaia Joke Thread

[JCTC]

Legend of Legaia Joke Thread!!!

Post any Legend of Legaia jokes you want to here. This used to be a competition... But instead, I've decided, well actually Red and K7 decided, that this should be created into a thread. The only thing I did was edit this post.

Make sure you only post jokes related to Legend of Legaia 1 or 2. (I guess 3, even though it hasn't been released, and probably won't. Unless I win the lottery. In which case I will create Legaia 3... and then blow the rest within about an hour.

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[IronJustice]

JOKE COMPETITION!!

Cort walks into a bar and announces that he can close his eyes and name what kind of alcohol he is drinking and how old it is, just by taste and smell. A drunken Vahn at the bar says, "I bet I can give you a drink that you can't name." "You're on," replies Cort, "as long as you pay." Vahn puts a drink on the table. A blindfolded Cort sips it, gags and spits it out. "This tastes like piss!" "Yeah," says Vahn, "now guess how old I am."

[JCTC]

Sweet. First joke is up. And the competition starts off with a bang, and I sware if Zup says, "yeah, so did your mom", So Help Me...

[Zup]

And the competition starts off with a bang,

yeah, so did your mom

[JCTC]

So did your sister, along with your mom as well.

[IronJustice]

That should count as Zup's joke.

[JCTC]

I am going to change the rules. ANY JOKE IS ACCEPTED!!! As long as it's original and not copied from another site.

[K73SK]

So not just Legend of Legaia jokes?

[Redhollowlives999]

If so we can't keep it here.

[JCTC]

General Chat? Cause I can't post in off-topic or anything in the area around it such as Market and stuff...