100 Things Legend of Legaia Has Taught Me

[LegaiaWiki]

17. If you're a master fighting monk that can jump in the air and flex at the same time and lead all but one within a monastery, you still can only hit twice before needing to take a break. This can only be rectified by leaving your monastery to fight alongside preteens.

[Rammerrush]

17b. Training your mind, body, and soul for your whole life to not need a seru is no match against either,
A: A journey through a castle to the top of a mountain and back down or,
B: Escaping a collapsing cave and joining the youth who made it to the top of the mountain.

[Nightshade]

18. The (Elm) Cake is a LIE!!!

19. When on an adventure, the prevailing wildlife gets harder to fight off in a steady and predictable pattern.

[Redhollowlives999]

20. Inflation in Legaia is ridiculous. Bread alone costs more than half a million

[Nightshade]

21. It doesn't matter how long you spend fighting the remnant baddies when a Floating Castle is crashing down on you, only twenty seconds will have passed after the battle has finished.

22. You take less damage from having a planet dropped on you (Doomsday) than being hit with an energy beam (Final Crisis).

[Rammerrush]

23. Nothing is creepier than a floating purple eyeball with hands

[IronJustice]

24. You are officially a man at 14. geez.

[CloakedDeception]

25. Blowing kisses to monsters may charm them but all human males are immune to them.

26. Even the strongest villains can be enslaved to fight as gladiators. Especially after their death.

27. Beware of time travel: you may just end up being named after yourself... (Noa)

[Nightshade]

28. As always, even the most well thought out plans can be foiled by those meddling kids, and their pesky dog (i.e. Kemaro).

[Rammerrush]

29. No matter what the situation is, you will never be truly happy unless you catch 'em all!!!