Dreams

[Redhollowlives999]

I know the title sounds rather vague, but yes this is a thread that's just for talking about dreams, any dream. From your goals in your pitiful lives to a dream you had last night.



I guess I start:


Had a SNSD dream last night, but... Well yeah had a SNSD dream. Dream was about me meeting Hyoyeon... I didn't want to feel like I was using her to get to Sooyoung (though I really wanted to >___<) so I hung out with her until I meet the other girls.

The horrible part... After I met them, they was all like:
"Oh my gawsh! You should, like, totally date Hyoyeon!"
"She really likes you, you should take her out for dinner."

Then Sooyoung told me I should do it. I did as she commanded.

After like 3 dates, she started talking about marriage; Woke up sweating that night.







GIRLY GIRL DWEAM

Had another dream where I was in a library (I blame Ram) and there was this cute chick who I couldn't stop staring at. Then some friend of mines was like I should hit that up, so they ended up making me approach her.

She was cute, like a mixture of her http://forums.allkpop.com/attachments/2 ... jpg.12328/ and her http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DbBMy1YoDpU/U ... unghwa.jpg (creating a beautiful goddess).

Anyway, she was all like "Hey, does my butt look fat?" and she went on talking like that, leading me to ask myself "Does she want me to bang her?" Anyway, I was really digging this chick, she was cute, funny, and not afraid to express herself. So I went for it. She said yes. I did a victory dance. She celebrated by telling me about her dancing career and letting me touch her thighs under her spandex (bare skin. My pinky may have wondered somewhere else [If yah know what I mean meme.jpg])

We ended up just cuddling and walking around to restaurants, and what not. But we ended up at the library again, people were treating her badly. (Somebody I know actually tripped her, so I kicked her in the shins and never spoke to that person ever again.)

After analyzing her, I found she wasn't as serious about us than I was (and that she was Chinese, though I wanted Korean). Then after another 10 minutes of cuddling (<3) some fat black kid came in with a group people causing a disturbance. The cute girl excused herself to the bathroom, I escorted her.

The fat kid (and I mean FAT, he could have been 12 and he was bigger than me) started yelling at less fat smaller kids, yelling "Why are you afraid to hit a girl?! Hit her." He said as he pointed to a small girl that he was grabbing on to. I wasn't sure if I really wanted to step in, but when I saw the little girl cry, I pushed the great fat one to the side and asked her if she was alright. After she told me she was being held against her will, I picked her up and put her in the elevator that was in the room as well (We were a small room full 3 three doors. One leading to the girl's bathroom, another the boys bathroom, and the third one was an elevator btw), after I made sure the girl was safe, I turned to confront the douchebag.

He started yelling insults that were too lame for me to respond to. Instead I say "Your mom." and that sent his high blood pressure off the charts, as soon as my new GF walked out of the bathroom, he grabbed her. I knocked on the glass of the room so that somebody can bring a security guard, instead they all ran away (those ⌂_⌂), so I (and some innocent white goober who was caught in the fight) had to deal with this huge kid. He grabbed the girl that looked alot like my 2 angels and started choking her, I quickly threw the other little kids in the elevator and as soon as the door closed, I went all 'him' on him.

I slid right under him and hooked him right in the little boys, causing him to stubble, but he won't release his fat grip on her (To quote DV "F*ck fat people"). So I tried to kick this goober in the face (but his fat could have protected him from a nuclear bomb) while the white goober (looked like Ram but he was blonde [what a ⌂_⌂]). After we managed to pry the girl off him, the white guy got pimped smacked by his massive truck for a hand and blacked out (he fought bravely).

So it was me vs the fat guy, made sure my honeyz was safe before I attacked him. I felt like somebody trying to pick his way through an iceberg with a toothpick. I just kept dodging his slow fat attacks and kicking anything in range. I even tried to fit him in the elevator, but when he's standing, his width was too much for the poor elevator.

Girl looked at me with some new eyes that I've never seen on her, like she was really digging me now that I'm saving her freaking life.

My mother woke my up by lifting the blinds (that skank). Never got to kick the fat kid down some big stairs and never got to get some saved her life sex from that chick.



Post a dream.

[Zup]

I did not expect the dream to turn into a duel with a fat kid

It became hilarious from then on

[Redhollowlives999]

Me either, but hey it happens.



Had time powers too, but that wasn't as important.

(I used it because they girl died because I let her go to the bathroom on her own. So I did a PoP "Wait.. thats not how it happened." and escorted her.)

[Zup]

Got any other ones?

[Redhollowlives999]

For the time being, no. But you guys can also post your own.

[Zup]

I don't dream about dueling fat kids

[Redhollowlives999]

Forgot my last dream
Remembered
But forgot again... thing it was a egghand dream. Lame.

[Zup]

I just had the most awesome dream ever

I'll type it up later

[Redhollowlives999]

WOOOO!

[Zup]

Aight well I'm usually not very good at remembering things, and I never sleep often enough to remember my dreams. This was an exception though (got in a few more hours), but some of the details were hazy (like dialogue and some of the setting), but I wrote it down this morning so this is as accurate as it's gonna get:

So I was in my Chemistry class, but my classmates included TAEYEON, YOONA, SEOHYUN, and... Aziz Ansari for some reason. Anyway, I was sitting in Chem class and...staring at Taeyeon the whole time (I guess SNSD and the Indian comedian were changed down to my age) and then my teacher said we were going on a field trip or something. So we all leave the class and I'm, like, RIGHT behind Taeyeon trying to not freak out.

I don't remember what happened after that up until we got to the place. It was like a science laboratory or something. So we've got a guide leading us through the lab and I'm still staring at Taeyeon until...

I GOT BIT BY A GENETICALLY ALTERED SPIDER.

When that happened, Taeyeon (and the rest of the class I guess) rushed over to me and she was all worried and asked what happened, but her communicating with me (it might've been the bite, but I like this explanation better) made me faint or something.

Another blur of crap I don't remember.

So later in the dream I was back at school. Might've been days later or the next day idk. Like that matters. I go back to my Chem class and then Taeyeon talks to me again (almost died again) and then she ends up talking to me after class. So I'm friggin ecstatic. We're walking outside and talking about w/e when I see some dudes from my school ganging up on this kid. I run up to stop them, but they decide to attack me instead.

But at that point I had Spider-Man powers and kicked so much こし. After that Taeyeon hugged me. Forgot stuff after that. Then we're at lunch or something and out of nowhere, VENOM bursts through the glass window wall thing in my cafeteria and dares put his disgusting symbiote hands over Taeyeon and kidnaps her. I head to the roof of the school and tear off mah clothes (ladies, one phone number at a time) and my Spidey costume is on. Then I slip the mask on. I see Venom and my TAEYEON racing off into the neighborhood nearby.

I LEAP from the top of the school and shoot webs and chase after Venom and it is the best thing ever. I catch up to them and me and Venom are fighting and THAT becomes the best thing ever. I get Taeyeon to safety and continue to fight him. I think we were on a highway or something. It was a road somewhere.

So we're still fighting until I see an empty car. I grab it with mah webs and super strength and fling it at Venom and he falls off the highway and disappears (unfortunately that part was blurry too. idk what happened to him).

Taeyeon then...

She then...

She...

Um...



More blurry stuff. At the end of the dream I was swinging around a big city (maybe NY since I was Spidey or LA since I used to go there a lot) before my motherf*ckin' alarm clock rang and ruined my happiness.

Best dream ever.

I am gonna make this a long, amazing, beautiful, epic story and it'll be the best thing I've ever done and ever will do.