DV's rant topic

[deadly virus]

in this topic I whine, Miley Cyrus, and complain about things like a child. Today's rant will cover two things and both regard females:

1. my so called "best friend" is acting like a huge baby and won't talk to me just because I am talking to someone she hates on facebook.... that's it. I have no interest in this girl, nor do i see her outside of the internet. I get tons of 質 and she doesn't listen to me when i explain myself... soo 猿が大好きだよ people

2. girl I seriously like. its a mutual feeling where we both enjoy each other's company. so a while back: girl knows you have feelings for her, makes a post about how no one wants her or some bs. Today........ she complains _to me_ about how she's afraid that she might be alone. I raged. Either she's spitting in my face or I just don't see it as a hint.

I hate the everything. Yes.. the everything. I tried being a nice guy for a while and it doesn't seem to work well, so I'm going back to being a huge douche. I like the old me anyway and isn't that what counts?

[Redhollowlives999]

Mang just stop lookin for the skanks

[deadly virus]

i act like a child and I dont cuuuuuuuuuurr

[Redhollowlives999]

You are one sadistic child...

[deadly virus]

go home

[Redhollowlives999]

Were you raised in a burnt cathedral or something? Lucky

[deadly virus]

close. it was a burnt down asylum

[Redhollowlives999]

Lucky

[deadly virus]

and it goes on:

> girl talks about being afraid of being alone forever

> wonder's why my mood suddenly changes to where im annoyed.............


wat

[Redhollowlives999]

Yeah dude you've been friend zoned. Psssst. This is the part in the story where you kill her.


Walk up to her and tell her this:
"Look, unless you gonna blow me, you need to shut your mouth."


Works like a charm! Not really