Felicitations, malefactors!

[Redhollowlives999]

Oh sorry.
"Is Sandy the one I call 'Mom'?"
"No Patrick, that's your mother."

[Zup]

So if we just imagine that Squidward was a fireman or some guy in an ambulance, then maybe we can discover what it truely means...

To be in a marching band.

[Redhollowlives999]

Here's a gay quote from squiddy:
Okay don't panic, just imagine him in his underwear.


OH NO HE'S HOT!

[Zup]

"CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S TRYING TO KICK MY BUTT?!?!"
"I love the young people! "
"Oh, so you like kickin' butts, do ya? We'll show you, old man!"

[Redhollowlives999]

CASHIE!!!!

-- Mon Sep 24, 2012 9:44 am --

"You're good! You're good! You're good! You're good!"

[Zup]

Remember, Patrick: flatter the customer! Make him feel good!
*knock knock knock*
Hello?
I love you.

[Redhollowlives999]

This is all from memory (I can VA the old lady VERY WELL):

"Hi, we're selling chocolate, is your mother home?"
"...Maa!"
"What?! What is it? What do you want?!
"!"
"You just can't wait for me to DIE can't you?"
"Dey sellin chocolate!"
"What? What are sellin'?"
"CHOCOLATE!"
"... WAHT?"
"DEY SELLING CHOCOLATE!"
"CHOCOLATE?"
"YEH CHOCOLATE!"
"I remember when they first invented chocolate... sweet delicious chocolate... I always hated it!"
"Oh but this chocolate... uh...-"
"You rub it on yourself and you'll stay young forever!"
"No... no please!"
"Young eh? I'll take one. HURRY UP AND RUB THAT ON ME!"
"I hate you."

[Zup]

AIright, alright, I can see where this is going. Let's just say for all intents and purposes that I, Squidward, am now part of this war. Now-

If you're in this war, then where's your fort?

I...don't have one, okay? Now-

You've gotta have a fort, Squidward.

Forts win wars, Squidward!

[Redhollowlives999]

-- Sun Dec 09, 2012 7:04 pm --

[Zup]

What's inside that box anyway?!?

My wallets