DV invades legaia

[deadly virus]

They arrived at some temple place and everyone looked the same. They all called DV sir... which is the proper way anyway. DV didn't like the background music so he took out his ipod and played some Pantera.

2 monks who didn't look like the rest and some old guy started talking, but DV was too busy chugging rum since he was well rested and had his mp restored.

Some guy with a red shirt challeged dv to a duel. Sonfag or something. DV just summoned his scythe and cross-checked him in the jaw, breaking it.

"You don't fight with honor". the old guy said

".......no.. no I do not" DV said as he shoveled a hot pocket into his mouth.

He blacked out for a few hours, but he was involved in some trip to the West Voz forest with Noa and some guy with a blue shirt.

The forest was stupid and filled with trees. They came to some river and the blue shirt guy said we needed to find fertilizer to make a bridge.

"lol why wait" DV yelled and dropped his pants

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the tree was dead. DV was happy and he had rum.. lots of rum. His happiness was short lived when there was a splosion at the temple. DV was pissed since someone other than him was blowing something up...... to make matters worse there were still hotpockets there.

someone was gonna get mauled horribly

[GoldenPower89]

Lol Sonfag. I liked the bridge part.

[deadly virus]

The trio arrived back at the temple place. The mist was everywhere and anyone who was still alive would be dead soon if those hotpockets were gone...... Lucky there were some survivors and the hotpockets were unscathed. The old guy said something about songi and the east voz forest blah blah. DV was having none of that, but found himself there anyway since the game couldn't progress otherwise

猿が大好きだよ a duck.. another ⌂_⌂ forest filled with hippie trees and happiness. DV felt his powers fade. There was something about hard grass, but DV's mere presence just destroyed anything since who has time for this crap.

The reached the Genesis tree and sadly it was still alive. DV was already in a bad mood since he hates trees that are still living... plus that cute girl who works in seafood has a boyfriend so his mood was beyond pissed. Wanting to kill something, he took a drink from his bottle when Songi and his stupid red shirt showed up. Gala wanted to fight him one on one, but got owned because he was fat. Before DV could nuke the whole continent, songi ran away like the pansy he is and summon two monsters that looked like bags of meat. DV cut one in two with a single swing of his scythe and threw Noa at the other which caused a small explosion.... sadly she was still alive.

Gala got a stupid rock on his arm. It was blue and fat.. just like him. Things happened and apparently they were going after Zeto.

DV stuffed his pockets full of rum, hotpockets, and dead hooker parts (for later) and set out since the game wouldn't let him go anywhere else

[GoldenPower89]

Lol. Where did you find dead hooker parts in the forest?

[deadly virus]

DV smashed through the front door of Zeto's fortress through sheer force of will... though having a huge weapon might've helped somewhat. He made rapid progress as he cruised down the halls with his shinny new "skates" made of dead orphans.

Songi showed up looking like a deformed strawberry with that queer red shirt. Gala wanted a 1 on 1 again. DV was too busy getting 質 faced and vomiting all over the furniture. Most of it desolved since most of his bodily fluid is corrosive.

Seru? FTN. aint nobody got time for that.

inbetween DV's black outs the group met up with Zeto who proceeded to turn into a giant crab. After tearing of one of his legs and shoving it up his urethra, Zeto died and the stupid mist generator with him.

Drake Kingdom had be cleased of the mist and everyone was happy, but 猿が大好きだよ you we got places to be. Heading north, DV mule-kicked the door to some stupid cave, murdered the inn keepers, and stole all their stuff.

Hesaw the town of Jeremi in the distance and was like......"meh"

[GoldenPower89]

C'mon. Give us another update.

[deadly virus]

Captain's log: stardate 9-11:

The group arrived at the new town and there were no signs of life. Well except for the stupid terra-bads that plagued the internet. There was a large tower in the distance. Rather than climbing up it or taking elevators, DV just teleported to the top thanks to the international law of go 猿が大好きだよ your self.At the roof there wa this deformed pickle eating one of those genesis trees. Now DV didn't care, but the other two idiots who he was with did and the game was being a salty Snookie and wouldn't let him do anything else.

The stupid green plant mutant used a rot attack

"Rot... against me?! Bwhahahahahahahaha" DV larfed as he uppercutted the .......thing into lower orbit. The tree was saved and DV was back to his usual self of getting drunk and hitting on underaged hookers

There was this guy who sold jewelry so DV killed him, stole his gems and ate them because 猿が大好きだよ you, this guy doesn;t need a reason for his actions.

DV was tempted to throw himself off the town into the ravine, but he rememeberd he was immune to all forms of everything.

He headed north or whatever dirrection it was, but he didn't feel like typing anymore since his head was spinning

[GoldenPower89]

I wish I could just teleport passed that tower. You should go fishing next...

[deadly virus]

Captains log: stardate 90210: DV and co arrive at some resort town. I guess a little R&R was needed.

"I can give you information about this town for a price". some deformed midget said

"Nah.. I can murder you and your family horribly for free!" DV said gleefully while he patted his stupidly large weapon.

Hot springs?! Moar like Dead springs amirite!? DV stepped into the pool and killed everything in it. Anything that went for a swim in it for the next 10,000 years would also have their skin melted off.

There was this thing called a camera stone. DV tried to eat it, but it wasn't happening so he threw it at some small child and killed him. He stole some guys fishing rod and tackle box since he heard there was a fishing spot near by. The guy who he robbed wasn't happy, but DV could give two shits since he was busy trying stuff as many chicken nuggets into his burrito supreme.

The group trecked to the fishing spot. DV stumbled onto the dock,. nearly passing out since along the way he was chugging bottle of of smirnoff and smoking pcp.

"猿が大好きだよ we need bait!" DV roared as he threw Noa into the water hoping to attract something.

"WTF DV you can't just do that". Gala pouted, only to receive a kick to the gut for his hubris.

"Hmmm maybe he was right.." DV contemplated using Gala instead since he was fatter.

DV tried to cast a line. but somehow ended up killing a pregnet woman. WTF was she even doing there anyway. The rest is a mystery since the booze and drugs finally took effect and DV passed out

[Sephirothansylar]

Haha there must be a Taco Bell next to Vidna