DV invades legaia

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Re: DV invades legaia

Post by Redhollowlives999 » Sun Apr 03, 2016 2:31 pm

I must know what happens to Songay....
it really do be like that tho

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Post by deadly virus » Sun Apr 17, 2016 3:18 pm

DV was back in Rim Elm for some reason and slightly disturbed.. Despite most of the damage that he had done, everyone seemed happy that this "mist" or whatever was gone. Trying to ruin the happy mood, he grabbed the nearest senior citizen and body slammed them onto a random cactus.

That annoying lexisessus guy was being annoying saying he was gonna marry Mei. DV hates when he can hear people over his violent streaks, so he buried the little 質 up to his neck in sand by the beach....and high tide was soon approaching. Speaking of Mei and being in a frisky mood, DV tried to lace her drink... but turns out she doesn't drink alcohol. In response, DV threw her out of the window and raided her fridge.

Once again DV was interrupted by some 質 head. He was busy stuffing orphans into a meat grinder, when he heard a familiar voice. He ran outside and saw it was his old pal Somefag.. or songay.. or something.... a Snookie with red hair. He said things and disappeared. Wanting to end the ginger once and for all, DV swung his scythe and tore a hole in the space time continuum.

HE arrived in some fancy seru realm. Now they say that human can't survive here without a seru, but DV is far from human. He's a walking biological weapon in the shape of a man.

He found songi infront of a giant こし tree. A giant こし genesis tree. Songi took steroids and got "big". He used an attack called genocidal canon. DV laughed as the attack bounced off his pecks. Virus then used his own version of the spell which not only destroyed the dipshit, but most of the realm as well. He absorbed the powers of the dying tree into his weapon and gained a level. He learned a new spell" "conjurer poptarts".

DV stepped out from a portal and was back in the Rikersomething mountain as was like wtf
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Re: DV invades legaia

Post by Redhollowlives999 » Mon Apr 18, 2016 10:27 am

"Conjurer poptarts" sounds like an amazing spell. But for DV, it's very possible that those Pop-Tarts might be orphan flavored.
it really do be like that tho

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Re: DV invades legaia

Post by deadly virus » Mon Apr 18, 2016 3:39 pm

DV traveled back to Rim Elm only to find it being consumed by the juggernaut. Apparently is was slowly devouring the world or something. Thinking "猿が大好きだよ yeah, i'll help speed it up" DV slashed open a hole in its neck and made his decent.

He was blown away on how the placed looked. He was making plans to establish it as his new base of operations while he surfed down the blood rivers on some of Rim Elm's citizens.

He encountered some gateway made of bones that blocked his path...briefly. He summoned a shovel that blasted it to bits. He continued on this way eating poptarts, drinking rum, and murdering near by peta members.

He found Cort and he was relieved to see that he wasn't wearing that skin tight shirt. "atleast he can breath" thought Virus. Cort wasn't feeling very friendly and attacked. The two fought to a titanic battle.... just kidding.. DV used his tendril barraged devastator and murdered the poor Miley Cyrus.

In a flash of light, DV was back outside.... apparently kiling Cort made the Juggernaut run away like a fatty. Rim Elm was again at peace... minus a wall so there was nothing left to protect them from mexican invaders.

Everyone seemed happy and this infuriated DV. He was in such a rage he ejected himself from existence. He floated by the planet and used his scythe to smash it into the sun.... killing everything. He then drifted in the timeless void looking for a new planet to infect and reek havoc


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-- Mon Apr 18, 2016 3:40 pm --

took me 2 years, but I finally finished it. Take that haters. Hopefully atleast one of you enjoyed it. Comments are welcome
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Re: DV invades legaia

Post by Redhollowlives999 » Mon Apr 18, 2016 6:35 pm

I enjoys.


Now invade Legaia 2 plz.
it really do be like that tho

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Re: DV invades legaia

Post by deadly virus » Mon Apr 18, 2016 7:32 pm

never played it.. though maybe ill invade another game world. If I do i'll promise it'll be finished some time this century
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Re: DV invades legaia

Post by Redhollowlives999 » Thu Apr 21, 2016 4:11 pm

Your promises mean nothing to me; how many times did you stab people in the back in this story again?
it really do be like that tho

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Re: DV invades legaia

Post by deadly virus » Mon Jul 11, 2016 7:41 pm

i should get this published
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Re: DV invades legaia

Post by Redhollowlives999 » Fri Sep 23, 2016 4:11 pm

On Reddit, yes.

Or published to yer mom's fridgerator door--think it's earned that spot.
it really do be like that tho

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Re: DV invades legaia

Post by deadly virus » Mon May 22, 2017 12:17 pm

the world must know of my work
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