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DV's story thing part 2 (rated R)

Post by deadly virus » Sun Jul 17, 2011 1:57 pm

So this is part two.. alittle longer than the first, but hopefully as enjoyable. I rushed this thing.. mainly near the end (a common theme I seem to do). As with the first part, foul language and violence is all over this. I use quite a bit of dark comedy in this one, which most people who read it seemed to enjoy. Also like the first part, expect various spelling mistakes because i'm too lazy to fix them
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Re: DV's story thing part 2 (rated R)

Post by deadly virus » Sun Jul 17, 2011 1:57 pm

Several years after Virus ascended to his seat in power and established the Virulent Dominion, he grew grew restless. Seeking to expand on his empire, he set his sites on Sebucus Islands. The folks on the Islands didn't take to kindly to his mechanical monstrosities defiling their lands. To combat this treat, Lord Darius formed a resistance group. He tried to gain support from Karisto Kingdom, but was unsuccessful. In the wake of the devastation on the LDF, Genesis took command and plans to over throw Virus in revenge for destroying her hometown and killing her family. Genesis' forces and Darius have combined forces in hopes to take back and restore what used to be Drake Kingdom. Kokuei has yet to be heard from or seen... rumors have risen that she is building her own army

At the new LDF base in Sebucus isles, Genesis delivers a speech about her plan to infiltrate the VD's main factory, just south of Jeremi.

"Thank you all for coming. What about about to tell you may not be easy to digest." She spoke firmly. " It wasn't long ago that I joined the LDF to combat the forces of the MODs. We were somewhat successful... until Virus showed his true colors. This man-child Virus, killed off many of the core members. Among the thousands he's murdered, my home town of Rim Elm... and my family was killed." She was silent for a moment. "As you may know, the Virulent Dominion has set up a massive war factory just south of Jeremi.... how they got there was by blowing a path through the mountains. They are technologically superior and if we have any chance of winning this...." She paused for a minute. "We have a contact on this inside who has managed to get me a recruit's disguise and papers.... with these, I will be infiltrated the VD's base...alone."

"That's insane.. alone?! What if something happens to you". A solider spoke from the crowd

"I know... but.. he don't have many other options." Genesis tried to ease her troops. Truth was she was hoping to get close to Virus and stab him in his non-existing heart.

The next day, early in the morning

Was she stupid for going alone? Maybe she didn't want to risk anyone else's safety. Vengeance was the only thing on her mind really. She approached the base in her disguise and went up to the guard at the front gate. Before she did however, she scouted the the area on the side. Her "contact" from the inside said there was a weak point in the building: A small drainage output that was connected to the sewer.

The area around the factory was just like that of the VD. A barren, toxic waste land devoid of plant life. Everything was made of metal and steel. The smog from the chimneys created a greenhouse effect, also making it difficult to breathe.

"Identification now..." The guard said coldly. He was human, but had several robotic implants attached to him. Genesis handed over her papers without saying a word. After scanning them with his ocular implant, he signaled for the gates to open.

"Follow me now please slave.....ezzzzz". The cyborg man thing said while twitching. Obviously there were still some kinks to get worked out

Inside the factory was even worse than the outside. It looked part factory-part morgue. Various machines building other machines.... human's outfitted with robotic devices, and the smell...... the horrible smell of death reeked.

The guard instructed her to take the elevator down to the 3rd level basement. As she walked slowing, she noticed a group people being carried to the furnaces in chains. The were as thin as skeletons and could barely walk. No doubt they were the "fuel" that kept the fires going. As she continued, she saw someone on the catwalk above. Beelze was here... barking orders at the lifeless machines and other slaves.

"Press some buttons... and you.. pull some levers! Pull some levers!!" He screamed while cackling like a loon.

The elevator was freezing and seemed to take an eternity, but she eventually got to where she needed to be.

"You must be our newest slav.... I mean recruit". A bizarre fat man with a creepy hand and an overly large head greeted her. She said nothing and just nodded. "My name is Eternal Abyss Pwn." What a mouth full. "The name is just Abyss actually.. I added the pwn because I pwn at errythang!" He said while laughing and almost choking.

This creature seemed human.. from what she could tell.

"This hur is the basement level place... and here we mine stuff to fuel our amazing war machine. We also train the nubs". The fat man said while drooling slightly. He pointed out to a quarry. "We have some weird mutant bears out there. A failed experiment by Virus. I need to to go out there and kill them and bring me ten of their asses. Be warned... not all of them may have asses."

Genesis said nothing and only shook her head. Collect 10 bear asses... what the the the the the kind of place as this?

"Bwahaha dun you werry... I was just teasing. I heard about you". He said while failing miserably to touch her chin. "We has a special task for you! Follow meh!"

She felt like she needed a shower after that. She followed him deeper into the cesspit.

They came to an elevator..... another one. The over-weight fatty slammed his hand on a button and they rode up. During the trip, he tried to get inside her pants with a series of terrible advances. Genesis just hugged the wall on the oposite side of the elevator and snapped her teeth in an attempted to bite the AbyssPwn.

After what seemed like 300 years, the came to their destination: Some crazy platform floating a few thousand feet above the ground.

"This hur is a secret! We manufacture crazy explosives here. We're finna use them to blow up them terribads." AbyssPwn said while itching his happy sack.

The "explosives" looked like weird crystals. Genesis quickly devised a plan... hopefully it would work. The platform was loaded with this explosives and she planed to drop them down on the factory below. It was a terrible plan, but really... what the the the the the else was she suppose to do. All these explosives just sitting here.

" Yer gonna help us do stuff with them!" The fat こし spoke. Stuff indeed.

Genesis said nothing, picked up one of the explosives and lobbed it AbyssPwn. It didn't have the "boom" she was hoping for, but it knocked him down.

"Ompfh... you little harlot. And we I go thinking we was gonna have kids". AbyssPwn said as he got up. His weird hand mutated into a chain-saw like device. "I'm gonna cut you like twice." He said as he began to charge

Genesis drew her sword swords which she has been hiding. Apparently, everyone can summon and dismiss their weapons at will. AbyssPwn swung wildly, but didn't connect with anything. Genesis was able to dodge the first few blows before she preformed a jump kick that hit him straight in the face. She went in for the kill, but AbyssPwn unleashed a projectile that send Genesis flying to the end of the platform. It did minimal damage as she was able to recover quickly. She did her battle stance, but AbyssPwn ordered to stop

"Enough of this! Dumb woman... How dare you." He said rubbing the side of his head. "We've played for long enough. Boss! I need some help!". He shouted as he slammed on the ground. Suddenly a cloud of black smoke appeared next to him and out strolled Virus! He made a grand entrance with his enormous scythe in hand.

"Heh.. now you finna catch a beat down". AbyssPwn gawked. Virus briefly glanced over at Genesis before turning to AbyssPwn.

"What?!!?" Virus shouted clearly annoyed.

"Dis hur woman has betrayed us. She was suppose to help us, but she attacked me. Now smite her into oblivion and stuff... umm..please?" AbyssPwn pleaded.

Virus stood there, looking up at the sky, shaking his head. He sighed and placed his hand on the back of AbyssPwn and patted it.

"There there...." Virus... comforted him.... wait what? Virus patted his back a few times before he stuck his hand into AbyssPwn's back and grabbed his spine. AbyssPwn could do nothing but wince in pain. Virus ripped out the spine along with the head attached, slammed it on the ground, and stomped on the skull, shattering it.

"Shut up!!!" Virus screamed in rage at the corpse. Genesis just stood there and watched. She probably thought it would be a good idea to try to get away, but there was nowhere to go. She gripped her weapons and was preparing to fight... it was now or never

Virus looked over to Genesis and pointed his weapon at her before speaking: "As for you....... Genesis." She was shocked. "You think your pathetic disguise can fool me!?!". Virus voice began to sound more demonic.

"You don't scare me. I'm going to finish you off once and for all!" Genesis said as the adrenaline raced through her. Virus chuckled a bit before shacking his head.

"No.. not yet. The pawn has a long journey before she can become a queen." Virus said ad Genesis stood puzzled. Whatever.. she prepared to rush him

"Oh.. and I hope you brought a parachute". Virus laughed as he slammed his scythe into the ground, causing most of the platform to break apart. Genesis could do nothing. She tried to fumble through her inventory to find a door of wind, but was unsuccessful. Fortunately for her, the platform seemed to move when Virus arrived and she was falling towards water.

After blowing of the floating platform, Virus returned back to his main palace, which used to the Drake's Castle. It was re built into a massive Cathedral detacated to Virus. He knew Genesis would be alright. It was part of the plan. He went into his private chambers and began to fummble with the contents of his pockets. A few pieces of AbyssPwn's skull found their way into his pockets. Suddenly he noticed something that wasn't skull matter... it was a locket... why did he still have this... He opened it up and it was him and some blonde haired woman.

<>Flash Back<>

In Conkram inside a small house with a nice view of the mountains, there lived two people: A mercinary and his girlfriend. A bit of a debate was going on between the two as rumors were spreading about how King Drake was commanding an army of dark warriors

"But Virus.. I know the Board needs you, but I don't want to see you go again." The women spoke. Fair skinned, blonde hair and gorgous blue eyes. She was in love with Virus, but she hated we he left.

"Sorry .. There's things that need killing". Virus said. His back was turned. He put his original grey hood over his head before he turned to her, putting his hand on her cheek.

"I know.. but its just I hate when you leave. What if you don't come back". She said

"I'm better than everyone! I will come back... like always". Virus said in a slightly angry tone. She pulled away from him. All this time she had been by his side and supported him, but now she needed to speak her mind.

"When is it going to be enough." She got up. "All you do is kill people...animals... whatever. I love you, but its driving me crazy". She said as her eyes began to tear up slightly.

"Excuse me..." Virus muttered. Who the the the the the did she think she was talking to him like that. He began to quiver in anger.

"You're scaring me.. please.. I'm sorry if I upset you, but I had to speak my mind". She back off slowly.

"You don't know what fear is!" Virus said as he ignighted his flame whips. "I need to do this... its all I know." he said shaking his head. He looked at the ground for a second before he wrapped one of his whips around her neck and snapped it.

He looked at her body... it looked so peaceful. The reaility of this hit him rather quickly and he began to conjoure up a plan. He started a small fire and quickly left the house and went to the local tavern.

Several hours had passed before someone ran up to Virus and told him there was a fire at his house. He raced back only to see his house burnt to the ground. He was told his girlfriend was still inside. He did his best to seem upset and tried to work up a few tears even.

The next morning after spending his night at the inn, Kokuei showed up to pick up Virus and take him to the LDF base.

"I.... I heard what happened... I'm so sorry man. If there's anything I can do to help, let me know." She said, showing her concern.

"Its ok." He muttered stareing at the ground before looking up at her. "There's nothing left for me here... let's go."

<>Present time<>

Virus was interupted by his newest partner in crime... Nitestrkr.

"I just got word that we recovered it.... I don't see how this is going to help though.. like we need any." Nite chuckled. He was covered in dark leather armor and weilded a massive gun. He shared Virus' taste for killing and blowing **** up so he was a welcome addition.

"Don't worry.. It'll be useful as we secrue some newer merchandice". Virus said has he clutched the locket. Nite nodded and left. Virus looked at the locket for a few seconds before he clenched it in his fist, creating a fire ball that melted it.

Around that same time.

The area around Octam has been built up a bit. By the coast, several large neutral warehouses were built. Both factions in the war use these facilities for storage and no fighting was permitted. Kokuei returned to the action here. Her plan was to sneak in to one of the VD's warehouses to uncover plans for a rumored "new weapon". She wanted to find the blueprints and steal them for her self.

She waited until night fall to make her move. She jumped over the outer wall down into the main courtyard. After dark was the perfect time for a bit of stealth action since most of the guards and staff went home. Unfortunately, there were 5 actually warehouses and each one was quite large. No doubt this would take some time. She stuck to the shadows and was looking for a way into one of the buildings when she overheard a guard and worker talking.

"Evening.. you looked exhausted. You should get some sleep". The guard said showing his concern.

"Sleep... yeah.. I remember what that was like". said the man who looked like he might just fall over. "The Virulent Dominion has increased their orders over the past few days. Every 野菜 thing they order is made of metal. I've been lifting heavy crates all day and I feel like my back is about to break"

"Yeah.. those Dominion asses." The guard said attempting to cheer the worker up. "They bought the entire building 2 for themselves. The won't even let anyone in unless they been deemed "worthy"."

"Oh..that reminds me. I was in Drake Kingdom a few weeks ago picking up a shipment and they had these mechanical turrets. Some looked like faces... others were some type of "gun" or whatever. I've never seen anything like it." The man started to sound worried.

"Yeah.. I know all about those. The installed a bunch in building 2 a few days ago. I heard that we all might get fired since they don't have to give those machines pay at the end of the week". The guard said as she shook his head in disgust.

Building 2... Hmmmm. Kokuei left the two and continued on. Thankfully, all the warehouses had large numbers on them. When she found the one she was looking for, she was stopped.

"How the the the the the am I suppose to get in this?". she thought to her self.
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Re: DV's story thing part 2 (rated R)

Post by deadly virus » Sun Jul 17, 2011 1:58 pm

She gave the building a quick scan and didn't see any good ways in. The doors all had some type of weird lock on them. They couldn't be picked. She walked around for a bit to see if she could find a open window or a ladder up when she saw two workers.

"I heard captain davis came in late tonight. I heard he brought alot of spices with him this time." The man said

"I used to be able to grow my own spices, but since I live on the border of the Virulent Dominion, everything just withered an died." The woman said.

"I used to be able to grow my own spices.. as well as fruits and what not.. but not anymore. I can't even grow trees."

"Maybe the captain will start to smuggle in trees next". I woman said in a slightly cheerful tone. "We'll I'll see you later. I've got some stuff to do in building 2." She gave he co worker a farewell wave. Kokeui followed the woman, who opened the side door.

Inside at last.... It was freezing in here.. The warehouse was massive and there were huge metal crates everywhere. There was also a convenient stair case that lead to the upper floors. She figured it would be a good idea to start he search there. On her way up, she passed several of those "metal faces and gun turrets". They must've been just installed since they were actually working. Just her luck.

She made her way into an office and inside was a large green safe.

"This was almost too easy" she thought to herself.

She fumbled with the locks for a bit before she got it open, being careful not to make too much noise. The lock sprung and ...... nothing.... The 野菜 thing was empty. She knew it wouldn't be this simple. Just as she was about to check the rest of the room, a cold wind blew past her.

"Hello Kokuei." Ryz greeted her as he materialized into the room.

"Gah.. Ryz.. one of Virus' lap dogs. How did you know I was here?!" she demanded and assumed a battle stance.

"Ahhh Kokuei.. Virus speaks of you with such high regard." He walked to the door, blocking the exit. "Looking for something?"

"How did you know I would be here?" she demanded.

"Virus told me. I came here to tell you that you wouldn't find anything useful... but I see i'm just alittle late." He said with a smile. He began to walk closer to her, but something caught his attention. He glanced out the window and saw a great red and black flash fill the sky. His eyes widened. "You'll have to excuse me.. something has just come up. Maybe next time we'll get to chat more". He said as he vanished into a black portal.

Kokuei was slightly confused. She looked out the window to see if she could see what Ryz saw, but there was nothing. She sighed with disappointment and made her way out of the area.
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Meanwhile in Vidna, Lord Darius set out to conduct some "business" with a former LFD member. He was hoping to acquire some new merchandise. He took Genesis with him even though she was still a bit shaken up after the previous events.

"Did you ever meet this guy before Gen?". Darius said to Genesis, wrapping his arm around her.

"No. I've just heard about him briefly". She said slightly annoyed as she pushed his arm off. She was still sore

When they arrived, they entered the room with a man sitting in a chair. He wore a semi- elegant business suit and was in the process of lighting a cigar.

"To what do I owe this pleasure?" The man said with a slightly sarcastic tone. He seemed annoyed by their presence.

"We're here to make some new additions to our military force Sise." Darius spoke boldly, eager to get this over with.

"Well sorry.. I can't help you out." Sise replied while putting out his cigar into some servant's eye.

"Hey こし.. we pay you enough money". Genesis butted in

"Excuse me.. the men are talking here.." he waved his arm in a dismissing manner at Genesis. "Hey Darius.. shouldn't she be in the kitchen or something?"

Genesis was about to knock the bastard upside the head, but Darius calmly told her to wait outside.

"Look old man.. I'd like to help you out, but its the lack of money you've been sending my way." Sise said after Genesis had left. He fumbled with his suit pockets looking for another cigar.

Darius sat down and was clearly irritated. "Look... I don't know if you've noticed, but there's a war going on. Between everything, there isn't alot of money left over. In my opinion, you don't need anymore."

"Indeed I do old man. You need I run a business here. The people I hire to make all the stuff you and the VD buy, as well as the parts all cost money. And unlike you, the Virulent Dominion keeps sending in the paychecks." Sise relaxed back in his chair, putting his feet up on the desk.

Darius was clearly pissed. He got up without a word and was on his way out of the door, when Sise stopped him.

"Before you go, I was going to show you something new we've been working on here. You're the first person to see this." He went through his desk to find the papers of some drawings. "See.. here.."

Darius looked down and didn't know what they were. "What are they? The look like rocks or something."

"Do you remember the old tales of the seru? Well these are sim-seru! Seru created by me. They're still in the developing stages, but they can be yours for a price." Sise said with a greedy smile that almost stretched from ear to ear.

" I'll consider it." Darius said with a huff and left.

Not long after they had left, a dark cloud had appeared in the room.

"You're late.." Sise said impatiently.

"I'm a busy man". Virus voice echoed through the room as he appeared.

"Yeah me too.. This operation can't run itself". Sise said while he sat up.

Virus sat in the chair as Nitestrkr appeared as well and stood next to Virus' chair.

"Well.. did you bring it?" Sise said.. eager to get done with this.

Virus made a hand gesture and Kabishen appeared in a portal. He was carrying a body with him. He gave everyone a friendly nod and he plopped the corpse onto Sise's desk.

"She's a little charred but still in one piece. Now I hope you'll uphold your end of the bargain?" Virus said.. now impatient as always.

Sise jumped onto the corpse... it was Barako's! Apparently, Sise and her were once involved and... it didn't end well. He stood over her body, unzipped his pants and tea-bagged her burnt face.

"Ha!!! Stupid Snookie.. How do you like them now?!?!" Sise yelled at the corpse while he smeared his nuts in her face.

"Now I hope you'll uphold your end of the deal". Virus said while he, Nite, and Kabishen looked away. None of them were interested in seeing Sise's happy sack.

"Yup.. you got it." Sise said as he sat back down after zipping up his pants. "Expect the shipment within the next few weeks."

"Good". Virus muttered and with a snap of his fingers, he and his boys vanished into a green whirlwind.

Shortly after, Lord Darius tried to contact the king in Karisto

"They the the the the is wrong with you?!" Darius raged. "Once the VD conquers the islands, he'll move onto you next!"

"Bah.." The king brushed it off. "Virus has told me he has no desire to take hold of Karisto Kingdom."

Darius just stood in awe.. "And you.... actually believe that?"

Several hours later, back at the new LDF HQ. Genesis heard from her "contact" who was a spy working in the VD. He appeared on a large screen. His or her voice was totally distorted and their face was covered in a shadow. The contact explained how and where the LDF might "acquire" some new hardware in the form of catapults.

"Can we even trust this person? I mean we don't even know who they are." Darius expressed his concern.

"They have given us good info in the past. I have no reason not to trust them". Genesis replied. "Now.. we're going to get those catapults and use them on the main warehouse the VD has in this area. I noticed a weak spot over on the side.. like our contact said."

Roughly around that same time in Karisto Kingdom, The current king was awaiting Virus' arrival.. as were some others.

Virus arrived and was immediately greeted by the castle's second in command, Count Klayton... or as the "Snookie Killer" as Virus liked to refer him as. He got that name because he had this crazy tendency to murder all of his wives.

"Virus.. welcome." CK greeted him while tilting his top hat. "Right on time.. this is Viktoria.. our newest... "advisor". He continued and introduced the woman

"A pleasure." the woman said. She wore a long red dress and had some very defining features. She also had shoulder leant blonde hair.

"She reminds me off.... bah.. never mind" Virus thought to himself and shook his head to dismiss the image. "I trust that everything is in order?"

"Yes sir.." CK replied. The dinner is set for two weeks from today. The old こし has no idea what's going to happen." He continued and laughed.

"Good.. see to it that it stays that way". Virus grinned.
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Re: DV's story thing part 2 (rated R)

Post by deadly virus » Sun Jul 17, 2011 1:59 pm

The time was now. The LDF planned to launch an attack on the VD's main warehouse on the Islands. They had stolen a number of enemy catapults and planned to put them to proper use. Darius would lead a main force and attack the front, while Genesis took a smaller force and attacked the weaker side where the drain was. After some discussing what would be best, they moved out at night... but no one could shake the feeling that this would go wrong...

Darius, his two sons and a whole spew of troops made their way to the front door. The wasted no time in their attack and were met by heavy VD resistance. Genesis snuck a smaller force around the side and waited a bit for her attack.

At that same time in his Palace, Virus contacted Kabishen who was overseeing the battle.

"Virus, the LDF whores are getting bold.. they've foolishly launched an attack on our warehouse. They seem to be using our own equipment on us."

"How many catapults were stolen?" Virus inquired.

"12 or so". Kabishen replied

"How many are at our front door?"

"No more than 8..." Kabishen smiled. So far everything had gone to plan....

Back on the battlefield, Genesis ordered her attack. Her stolen catapults began to assault the weak foundation, but she was surprised when it wasn't breaking as easily as she had hopped. Before she could finished that though, A massive force of machines and human/robot hybrids came out of nowhere and began to unload of the small group.

"Holy 質.. they were waiting for us.. fall back!" Genesis screamed at her men as they started to fall back.

An explosion rocked her and separated her from the rest of her squad. She shook her head and got up quickly... only to be greeted by a man with a large axe, wearing blood red armor. He wasted no time in attacking. He rushed her with his axe and took a swipe. Genesis managed to block it, but it knocked her to the ground, though she was able to roll up in one fluent motion.

"Hello Genny.. nice to see you again." The man said as he removed his helmet. It was Kabishen!

"Kab... what... " Genesis tried to speak

"Listen here sweetness.. Virus has some plans for you so why don't you just come with me". Kabishen nodded at her

"Umm.. no". Her reply was bold and blunt

"C'mon... we have such cool stuff... I mean.. check out this armor." Kabishen said while he flexed for a bit. "This is just a small taste of what we have to offer."

"You're out of your 野菜 mind. I'd never join up with you assholes. Not after what you did to my home town." She said readying her swords.

"Fine..." His tone changed dramatically. "This is a gift bestowed by this world's true master!!" The small slits on his armor began to open and several tentacles shot out and knocked Genesis on the ground.

"What the 猿が大好きだよ is this... I don't even..." she thought to herself as she tried to get some distance

"What's the matter Genny??". Kabishen cackled like a loon

He rushed at her, but she kicked up some dirty to temporarily blind him. She rolled back to create a gap as she rubbed her twin swords together and launched a lightning-ball like projectile at Kabishen. The ball of lightning nailed him in the leg. He hissed in pain as his armor sizzled. Before Genesis could do anything else, she watched in horror, as the damaged armor repaired it self. It was like a new layer of skin just regrew over it.

"Ha... You see. You see all the awesome stuff you can get?" Kabishen gawked. He held out his hand signaling her to take it.

"Tsh.. never こし." she replied. She kicked up another dust cloud and she was gone.

"Hmpt... Let's see how long you resist." Kabishen said to himself in a much darker tone than he usually speaks in.

The outcome of the battle was not too favorable for the LDF as they were forced to retreat back to their main base.
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Re: DV's story thing part 2 (rated R)

Post by deadly virus » Sun Jul 17, 2011 1:59 pm

Back at the base

Darius paced back and forth, almost craving his path into the floor as he waited for Genesis. When she did show up, he gave her a piece of his mind

"The the the the the Gen... They were expecting us the whole time! I'm not going to rely and any info that "informant" of yours gives us." He said as he tried to take a drink from his mug, but threw it against the wall instead. He seemed to frustrated to say anything else, and just bolted out the room, slamming the door on the way. Genesis wanted to try to talk to him and began to follow when he noticed their safe was open... and mostly empty.

DV' s crazy evil fortress place

Beezle stood in a hall way overlooking the slave pits. He was cleaning something that looked like blood and old meat off of his dagger.

"We have a problem". A voice came out of nowhere. Suddenly Ryz appeared out of a cloud of mist. "A big one.."

"What now?" Beezle inquired as he continued to clean his blade.

"Our old.. "supervisor" has come to town." Ryz said as he looked down at the slave pits. Little did they know that Nitestrkr was eavesdropping on them.

"Are you sure?" Beezle asked.. wanting actual proof.

"No doubt.. listen..". he moved in closer. "We keep this between you and me. At least until we find out what he wants.

Beezle nodded as Virus entered the room.

"Oh Virus, that こし as you politely put it is waiting in your office". Beezle reported as Virus arrived.

Virus just nodded, went into the office and shut the door. Inside was a timid looking fellow sitting hunched over in the chair with the name "IcedTheater" painted with seagull 質 on his back. Virus sat in his chair and glared at him.

"You remember why I hired you and what task I entrusted you with?" Virus said as he swung side to side in his chair

"Yes sir.. you told me to... umm.. umm... something about the LDF". The man struggled to remember. Virus was unamused and stared a hole right through him until he remembered. "I was... umm suppose to spy on them and report back to you! That's it." Ice said excitedly.

"Yes... and what have you done?" Virus said with a hint of annoyance in his voice. He looked as if he wanted to throw something at his head.

"Well sir.. it's like this. I have a problem..." Ice tried miserably to explain himself

"Oh you have a problem alright!" Virus growled as he stood up and began to walk over to a window

"I'm real sorry sir. Its those 野菜 Healing Shrooms. They mess with my brain." He turn to look at Virus who was covering his face with his palms.

"Do your self a favor. Throw your self out of my 猿が大好きだよ window and save me the trouble". Virus commanded and pointed to the closed window

"Sir I promise I can-" Ice got up but tripped on the chair and began to crawl.

"Don't even look at me!" Virus yelled. "Go on... go. Get the the the the the out of my 野菜 office." Virus continued to berate the man until he jumped out of the window. Unfortunately for Ice, they were several thousand feet in the air.

Virus plopped down in his chair and let out a sigh of relief when he noticed he got a text message from Sise. He smile, clenched his fist, and was engulfed in flames and vanished.

About that same time Darius met with Sise

"Here.. I had to scrape together the funds, but here it is. We need those sim-seru things of yours." Darius threw a large envelope filled with money on Sise's desk.

"Desperate... that's not good." Sise made a sly comment.

"Shut up and give me what I need." Darius became even more frustrated.

"Fine fine..". Sise signaled for several shady looking men to bring in some crates. "You'll get have of what I have now since that's all that's ready. I'll send you the other half when its done... which should be shortly."

"How the the the the the can I trust you?"

"I'm an honest man". Sise bragged. "I'll deliver the second half of the seru to your base myself... as a show of good faith."

It was good enough for Darius. He nodded and left the room. A few moments later, two figures materialized in the room behind Sise's chair. Sise said nothing. Instead, he held out his hand as if he was expecting something. One of the figures handed him a very fat envelope

Several hours later, back at the LDF's hideout, Genesis held down the fort as Darius still had not come back yet. He had to run a few more errands to finished. Sise made a delivery in person as he promised

"Ugh.. this こし". Genesis accidently said out loud. She had hoped that he would drop off his package and leave quickly.

"Well... not what I expected, but better than some of the other 質 holes I've been to". Sise announced his presence. He was greeted by Mega, who somehow was still alive.

"You are a rude person! If I wasn't such a ⌂_⌂, I might do something!". Mega did his best to sound manly, but failed horribly. Sise just looked at Mega and chuckled. He reached into his pocket and tossed a rag at Mega that contained a combination of his jizz and pieces of Barako's charred corpse. Mega caught it in his mouth and probably liked it as he ran to a corner and cried.

"Be quick about your business. We have an army to run". Genesis made no attempt to hide her disdain.

"Shut up whore. Until you grow a pair of really big utters... and I'm talking HUGE utters, don't even look at me". Sise barked as he lit up a cigar. His made a few hand gestures to signal some men in with crates.

Genesis just sighed and cut one open just to make sure it was what was ordered. "I just hope Darius made the right choice in spending all the money." she thought to herself. After opening a box, she was upset by what she found. It was empty save for a piece of paper that read: "You're all gay; love DV".

Before she could even muster up a sentence, several dark portals opened up and a whole horde of machines and VD cyborgs ran out of them and began to trash the place. Knowing it was probably foolish to fight as there was so many, she evacuated the the remaining forces.

After the smoke had cleared, Virus strolled in and handing Sise another envelope.

"Glad to of be of help". Sise smiled and checked the contents. "Oh.. if you don't mind me saying.. you guys are cool and all, but what's your end game plan? I mean after you conquer stuff?"

"Find Genesis' corpse and dance on it." Virus replied, eager to return to his other duties.

"Yeah... then what?"

"Well I plan to dance on her body for a long time.. 5 years maybe."

"Yeah... then what?"

"猿が大好きだよ.. I don't know.. open up a strip club."
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Re: DV's story thing part 2 (rated R)

Post by deadly virus » Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:00 pm

Several days later, after recovering from the attack, Darius, Genesis, and what was left of their forces, launched an attack on the main factory. They took everything they had. If they won, Sebucus would be free from VD control. If they lost, well.. game over. Darius brought his two sons with him. Sinclair, the youngest, and his other son, whom everyone just called Burningsoul because no one could pronounce his name... not even his own family.

Darius stood on some rock and gave a small speech in hopes to raise his troop's spirits. "If we fail... you best hope you get killed. After seeing what Virus is capable of... there are worse things than death. Now... kill stuff!". With that, he jumped off and gave a huge roar like some feral animal.

The VD was waiting. Mostly the weaker, half human robots were guarding. Darius wasted no time, he muttered something that caused his sword to glow a bright golden color and he charged in. He cleaved whatever the the the the the was in front of him with little effort. Genesis was close behind. With her twin blades swinging and impaling, she was happy. Strange how murdering things can make someone happy. Well... she was happy until she was side swiped by some robot thing. It tried to pin her to the ground, but she was able to wrap her legs around the reject's face. Using her thighs strength, she crusted it's skull. She got her practice from crushing watermelons between her thighs. She just couldn't wait to get Virus' face between her legs so she could....

Wait... did someone say that out loud?! Ohhh hohohoho

After a brief skirmish, the main doors opened up and many of the nastier, more powerful robots in the VD's army. They fired cannon balls from their arm guns and blew holes in the LDF's forces. Not taking this lightly, Darius charged up his sword and s a beam of light that devastated several of the massive metal horribles. Genesis, feeling like she needed to be better, rubbed her swords together and shot out several bolts of lightning. After several long, intense minutes, all of the VD's forces were disabled. The LDF still had a good amount, but the factory was quite large and would no doubt have lots of nasties inside.

After a brief period of rest, Darius shouted out: "Virus! Get out here you bastard and answer for all of your crimes!". Rawr booming voice

A few seconds later, Virus walked out by himself and laughed at how terrible everyone was. "My voice is better!". And so the Robert measuring began. "You think you can stop me with this paltry force?! You're all g-"

"No more!!!! Rawwwwr!!!" Sinclair screamed at the top of his lungs and charged at Virus with his war hammer.

"Sinclair!! No!!" Darius screamed at his youngest as he demonstrated his sub-par parental skills.

As the young one charged, Virus smirked and readied his weapon. With one upward swing, he shattered Sinclair's weapon as if it was nothing. A second lightning fast downward swing gasped opened his chest. He was dead before he hit the ground. Darius, Genesis, and the rest of the LDF just stood there in horror.

"Aww.. he's just a baby". Virus said as he stood over the child's corpse. "Now.. who's next". He continued his taunts.

Darius stood... fighting back tears while quivering in a rage. "You'll... you'll pay you こし!"

"Such new and exciting threats". Virus shook his head. "You horrible, unoriginal as-"

"You there.. Lay down your arms and surrender!". A mysterious figure said as he and many people appeared at the cliff above.

"Who the the the the the.." Virus thought to himself.

"I am Lord Dain and I've come for the two you harbor". The mysterious man introduced himself. His attire looked alot like Ryz's and Beezle's except more fancy. "In the name of Lady Kokuei, I demand you lay down your arms and surrender!"

"Kokuei...."...

Genesis smiled to herself and the rest of her forces seemed to get a moral boost.... the the the the.. this might be the end!

Dain didn't wait for Virus to answer and shot out a black torpedo of dark energy at him. Virus stood still and just held his arm up. The energy smashed into him and destroyed much of the terrain and leaving a small crater. Virus stood in the crater, unharmed.

Interesting... He thought to himself. Virus wasted no time in a counter attack He swung his massive scythe and sent out a massive shock wave straight at Dain and his posse. Before the shock wave reached him, Dain created a purple forces field around the ground. The shock wave violently shattered the field, but those protected by it were unaffected.

"Very interesting...

Virus turned to the LDF forces. "I see you whores don't like to play fair. Good thing I don't either!". With the snap of his fingers, several portals opened up from out of nowhere. The spewed out hundreds of Virus's own creations. Both machine and others..

Beezle appeared from the rear, transforming his thirsty dagger into a cannon that fired out steams of blood. Not the good kind of blood either.. like the mestri-... what..

Nite appeared on one of he factory balcony's and began to unload shells into anything and everything. Kabishen materialized behind Virus, charging in with his axe swinging and tentacles flailing.

Ryz showed up last, up to confront Dain and his forces. He dropped in, impaling some fat guy and shot out a bunch of shadow bolts and anything near him. Dain caught sight of him and summoned a massive sword. The two men clashed

"There you are Ryz.. I was wondering where you had gone". Dain said as he tried to over power Ryz.

Ryz may have been weaker, but he was much faster and able to parry the blows. "Lord Dain... Ummm.. We just got alittle side tracked is all. This 質 is under control". Ryz said

"Really.. You're just not a very believable guy". Dain said as he knocked Ryz down with a psychic blast. Ryz managed to get in a cheap shot in the form of a shadow bolt to the face. It didn't do much harm, but let Ryz retreat.

Virus was hanging out down in the battle when he caught sight of Kokuei up above. She drew her weapons and launched herself down at him. He blocked the attack and knocked her to the side.

"There you are beautiful...Shall we go someplace more private?". Virus said. Before he even finished his sentence, he launched a fire ball at her and ran off into the complex. She managed to dodge it and gave chase.

"Why are you running Virus!? Let's finish this once and for all".

Genesis, Darius and Burningwhateverhisnamewas saw this and ran after them.

"Where the the the the the is she going?? She can't take him on alone". Genesis expressed her concern as they raced through the complex. True is she was worried that Kokuei would get the killing blow. It wasn't long before they came to one of the outer rooms with a locked door. It sounded like clashing metal, things getting thrown around, and lots of grunting.

"Either they're fighting to the death or having some crazy rough sex." Darius said as he tried to break down the door, but with no luck. Just as they were looking for something to smash the door in, when Kokuei and Virus came crashing through a near by window. the group just stood there and watched as they flew out with Kokuei's twin wrist blades lodged into Virus' stomach.

Darius and the others wasted no time. They hauled こし down to where they fell, which was somewhere outside the factory, around the back. When the got there Kokuei was laying on her side, badly wounded. The most series injury was a nasty cut on her back. Genesis was a bit more concerned about Virus' whereabouts as he had fallen just out of view.

"That was quite a fall you had there." Darius said to Kokuei as he kneeled down and tried to tend to her wounds.

"He's dead... ugh...finally." Kokuei said. It hurt to move.

A horse appeared out of thin air and they got her up onto to it to get some medical attention when suddenly Burningsoul man yelled out:

"Virus.... alive?!"

"WHAT?!"

There he was, brushing himself off, seemingly unscathed.

"Genesis.. get Kokuei out of here.. Now!"

"But.."

"Do it!"

Genesis did as was requested. Darius and his only remaining son stood before Virus.. in hopes of hold him off or kill him or something. Virus just drew his weapon and smiled.

"You'll pay... for all the damage you've caused!" Darius fought to keep his emotions under control. Burningsoul stood next to him. He wasn't going to repeat the same mistake his little brother did.

Without warning..because warnings are for stupid people, Virus held out his hand and shot out a small dart-like projectile covered in flame. It got lodged right into Burningsoul's throat. Burningsoul just choked for a few seconds before his head swelled up and exploded. All the blood would give Beezle a hard on. Darius could do nothing. He dropped to his knees and grabbed his headless son's corpse.

"I just killed both your sons. What are you going to do about it?" Virus said with his assholeness while trying to advance the plot

Darius said nothing... he did the same thing at the beginning of this update to make his sword all glowly like.

"You... will pay". Before he even finished, he shot a huge beam of light right at Virus. Virus held up his weapon to block, but it was knocked from his grip from the beam. Virus just stood there briefly. It was the only time he had every really been disarmed. Darius however didn't waste anytime. He rushed at Virus, but Virus is a crafty little 質. He ignited his flame whips and wrapped them around Darius' legs, tripping him. Virus gloated for a second and walked over to his weapon, but Darius was fast to recover. With his sword glowing, he caught Virus by surprised, slashing his vid section, spilling Virus' toxic blood all over the place. Darius went for the killing blow in the form of an overhead swing, but Virus was too fast and shot a fireball at his face, sending Darius to the ground hard.

As the toxic blood sizzled on the ground and the wound healed itself, Virus retrieved his weapon. He was a bit shocked that Darius was able to move that fast... and even more shocked that the blood didn't even scratch his sword. Darius tried to get back up, but Virus sent out several thing purple bolts of lightning from his scythe that caused Darius to howl in agony.

"You've fought well Darius, but this is the part where I win!"

Darius got up quickly and bum-rushed Virus. The two men's weapon collided, sending out a massive shock wave that knocked over whatever the the the the the was near by. Once again, Virus was shocked. Not only did Darius block his strike, but his weapon didn't shatter like most others that came into contact with his scythe.

The two men attacked either other fiercely. Slashing and parrying like crazy people. Realizing that he wasn't going to win in a straight up brawl, Virus feigned injury over on his right leg. Taking the bait, Darius took a powerful swing in that direction, but Virus sidestepped it and managed to slice off Darius' arm.

"Arrghgh..... 野菜!" Darius yelped in pain. He tried to reach for his weapon with his other hand, but Virus kicked him violently to the ground.

"Idiot.." Virus began his usual mocking. He walked over to Darius' sword, which was still glowing a gold color, and picked it up. The moment it made contact with Virus, the sword's glow faded. The blade began to crack and several mysterious "veins" started to pop out on it out of nowhere.

"Interesting sword you got here... wonder where you got it." Virus said as he inspected the sword. He held the sword at an angle and stomped on it, breaking it like a stick. He threw the hilt at Darius, who rolled over on his side. Virus laughed at the man's current circumstance. He prepared to kill him, however he realized that Darius would be much more useful alive.
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Re: DV's story thing part 2 (rated R)

Post by deadly virus » Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:00 pm

Karisto Kingdom

Virus had returned to have the "dinner" that was talked abut earlier with CK and the terrible king guy. Virus arrived at the palace a bit early and was walking around, but not finding anyone. He let out a slightly annoyed sigh and began opening doors just to look for someone. Unfortunately the last door her opened he found CK... with a woman. He was face down in some ladies crotch. His tongue was digging in her lady parts like some 猿が大好きだよ up geologist digging for gold.

"Whoa.. umm... Sorry to interrupt your dinner CK, but don't you remember that other dinner we were suppose to have?" Virus said, trying his best not to smile or sound awkward.

"Holy 質.. Virus!" CK jumped up and sounded nervous as the the the the. He looked around briefly, before pulling out a knife from his belt and stabbing the woman in the stomach. He then snapped her neck for screaming so much. "Just give me like five minutes and I'll be ready"

Virus just blinked a few times and nodded before he walked out, closing the door behind him, smirking.

10 minutes or so later

Virus was sitting at a large dining table along with King Placeholder and a few advisors.

"Virus, it is always a pleaser to have you here." The king said. " Once you've helped us rid the Soren, my armies will be at your disposal."

"You mean my armies." Virus growled. Before anything else happened, CK impaled the king through the back of the throat. Viktoria slashed the head of security's neck. Virus raises his arms up and ignited everyone else in a pillar of flame. Ck and Viktoria pushed the charred corpses off some of the chairs. Virus held up his chalice and said nothing... just nodded his head.

The next day the invasion was launched. The Soren camp was all that was left of the resistance in Karisto. After they get killed off, Virus would be in control of two kingdoms. The camp itself was easily taken. They had no soldiers and Virus himself lead the attack. The camp was a smoldering heap and Virus and his forces began to search for the village elder. They found a small boy mildly injured. Virus showed a shred of humanity and put his hand around the boy's head.

"Tell me boy... where is your elder?" Virus said.

The boy felt weak and nauseous just from Virus' touch. He couldn't speak. Each time he tried, he felt like her would vomit and he didn't dare want to throw up on the self proclaimed "emperor".

"So be it". Virus said in a lifeless voice. He rammed his fist into the boy's gut... literally and pulled out his stomach. The boy died from the shock as Virus melted the child's stomach with a spell.

"Search every inch and kill anyone who I don't like" Virus commanded as he shook the melted stomach jelly off his hand.

It wasn't long before they found the old coot. Some rubbled fell on him and broke one of his legs. Virus lifted him up by the throat, not caring about his injuries.

"How does it feel to lose old man?" Virus gawked and held the old man over the edge of the camp. "I wouldn't know since its never happened to me before."

"You'll never win Virus!" The elder struggled to speak. "No king rules forever!"

"We'll it's a good thing I'm not a king.. I'm an Emperor! Moron..." Virus said cockily. He looked as if he might throw the old man off the edge of the camp, but choke slammed him onto the hard stone ground instead and stomped on his face until it wasn't much of a face anymore.

"Shall we bury the dead then sir?" A solider asked. Virus turned to him and shot out some black lighting from his weapon. The lighting melted the man's skin in a very painful way.

"This man clearly sucks BWWWAAAAKK!!!." Virus said as he stood over the body. "Anyone else.." He growled, holding his weapon at the closest group of soldiers. They all shook their heads in union. "Good.. gather the bodies. The towns people need to eat right?"

Later that evening after all the planning for war and what not had been discussed, Virus relaxed in a chair overlooking the area. It wasn't as awesome as his throne, but it was comfy. The air was filled with the stench of burning corpses from the Soren ordeal to feed the towns folk. "Mystery Meat" was on the menu at every tavern. Virus spaced out for a minute when Viktoria came into his room. She didn't say anything at first. She just sat on his lap, took off her shirt and rubbed her massive breasts in Virus's face.

"A gift for out future emperor" she said seductively and she reached to her belt and pulled out a small knife.
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Re: DV's story thing part 2 (rated R)

Post by deadly virus » Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:01 pm

The blade was no bigger than a pocket knife. While Virus was distracted by her large melons in her face, she stabbed the knife into his neck. Virus let out a small grunt of pain before he violent pushed Viktoria on the cobblestone floor. His acidic blood desolved the blade before it caused any real damage and his wound healed fairly quick.

"You might want to use a larger knife next time." He growled while summoning his weapon.. no doubt about to smite her through all nine circles of the the the the.

"Justin Bieber hit the floor!" CK shouted out and burst into the room before Virus could even form a thought. "What the 猿が大好きだよ is this!?"

"Here's one Snookie you should defiantly kill". Virus said gesturing to the topless women.

"Oh you whore.." CK sounded disappointed as he grabbed a pistol from his belt and shot her right in the head.

"So what was that?" Virus demand

"Ummm"

Virus just groaned and snapped his fingers. A portal of cool looking flames and lava appeared and out popped Nite with his shotgun cocked.

Nite was instructed to watch over CK and his operations in Karisto while Virus was busy owning the fat children everywhere else.

Virus returned to the Virulent Dominion. Several weeks had passed and he hardly left his chambers. Something might've been wrong.

Kabishen walked down the hollow, metal hallways when he was approached by Ryz.

"Kab.. may I have a moment?" Ryz asked

"Yeah.. sure.. " Kabishen stood slightly confused.

"It's time we let you in on our little plan." Ryz began to explain and made sure no one else was listening. "You see.. me and Beelze are not from this world. We serve a man named King Lamorain."

"Who" Kabishen interrupted

"Our master" Ryz continued. "We've conquered many worlds besides this. and... " Ryz paused for a minute, eager to get to the point. " Me and Beelze had a plan. You see.. we had grown tired of serving Lamorain and wanted to break free. That's when we discovered Virus. We needed someone strong enough to challenge Lamorain and wasn't bound to him like we are. Virus however, has strayed from his course and not following our plan. You Kabishen.. you can replace him."

Kabishen stood in silence for a while. This was alot to take in. He had looked up to Virus all this time and it wasn't wasn't easy to betray him.... but..... the power that was offered. Kabishen would take Virus' place and help Ryz and Beelze overthrow their king. It was too tempting and after a few moments of thought, he agreed.

Flash Back

Many years ago, Virus had just joined the Board and was on his first mission. The task was to distribute some MOD supply lines. Virus had been paired up with Kokuei. It was one of the exploits at gained Virus his hero fame:

"Hurry up woman and arm those charges.. its only a matter of time before those cocksuckers arrive here"/ Virus urged his partner, but eager to fight.

"Don't rush me old man." Kokuei joked as she fiddled with some explosives.

Kokuei was an expert with explosives, but it was taking her alittle longer than usual. Virus made her nervous and she wanted to impress the new guy.

"Alright.. we're good to go!" Kokuei gave the signal and the pair began to move out. They almost made it to the evake point when a MOD fired a nasty ice spike like spell they pierced Kokuei's leg.

"Arghh.." She cried out in pain. Virus broke his character and help her up. He lashed out with one of this flame whips, wrapped it around the MOD's neck and 野菜 near severed it from it's head. Afterwards, he helped Kokuei to her feet and carried her out.

"Wow Virus.. you really saved me there." She expressed her gratitude.

"Whatever lady." He replied with no emotion in his voice. He did look down at her and gave her a wink. All she could do was smile as he carried her out and they listened to the explosives she has set before.

Present time

Virus snapped out of his little nap, recalling the past. He had locked himself in his chambers the pas few weeks and his physical appearance began to change. He felt fine, but his coat and skin began to burst with open sours which began to fester and his eyes and mouth began to hemorrhage. He tried to convince himself that he was a avatar of Pestilence. Truth was he wanted to ask Beezle or Ryz, but he didn't trust either one of them.

While Virus hid himself away, Genesis, with the help of Kokuei and Dain were able to launch a counter offensive. In the past few weeks, they were able to liberate the eastern coast of what used to be Drake Kingdom. The problem with Virus' forces were they were expensive to make and took a while to make. Ryz began to attempt to stir up a rebellion with their salves, claiming that Virus had abandoned everyone and was going to let them die. Starvation and lack of sleep made them care and they left their assigned areas. Some joined up with the LDF, other just ran off like whores.

"The pieces are almost in place. We'll need to move fast and swiftly." Ryz said while rubbing his hands together. He loved it when a plan came together.

"I don't know... "Beezle said staring at the ground. "I rather like Virus."

Ryz let out a small sigh of disappointment and nodded at Kabishen.

Flash Back

"Alright you bastards! We got their attention, now its time to grab em by the balls and 質 on their cereal or something." BDA shouted with excitement. In one hand he had some type of spiked club and in the other a bottle of rum. "We're gonna 猿が大好きだよ the 質 outta some enemies... 猿が大好きだよ em good and hard... and ALL THE WAY!" His mighty words were met with thunderous applauds. Before he became boss man, he was the owner of some type of abuse clinic. After the MODs burned it down, he decided to take up a cause.

Kokuei and Virus were teamed up again. Their mission this time was to sneak into a base and assassinate a high ranking MOD officer named CJayC or something gay. Rumor has it that we is King Drake's sucky 猿が大好きだよ partner. Virus needed to blow open the door, but was having some trouble.

"Didn't you rest before we got here?" Kokuei sounded alittle annoyed.

"Pfff" Virus just shrugged and avoided making eye contact.

"Here." she said reaching into her pocket. "Take this leaf. It'll restore some of your MP"

Virus just stared at her with his head tilted. "You want me... to use a leaf?? What do I do with it... eat it?"

"No silly". Kokuei said while chuckling. "You throw it over your head and it does stuff."

"Ummm"

After a moment of awkwardness, Virus threw it up into the air, trying to look as less gay as possible.

They made their way, sneaking threw air vents. The structure was large, but fairly linear. They encountered CJay and Virus prepared to launch a fireball at his punk こし. Kokuei restrained him for some reason. Before the reason could be discovered, a knock at Virus' chamber doors snapped him out of his flash back sequence.

Modern time

"猿が大好きだよ off!" Virus snarled and didn't wish to be disturbed.

"Sir.. there's been a betrayal. Beezle has committed mutiny.

Virus stormed out of his chambers and found Ryz and Kabishen next to Beezle, who was tied up and has his mouth gaged.

"This Snookie of the salty variety was planning to over throw you, your excellency" Ryz did his best to kiss こし.

Virus was in no mood for anything. He ripped off one of Beezle's legs and bashed in his skull. Not in the mood for anything, he retreated back to his private quarters.

"Well that was easy." Ryz smiled.

Some time later, Kabishen knocked on Virus' chamber doors

"Sir.. it's Kabishen. The LDF is preparing to attack our floating factory over Rim Elm." Kabishen's voice could barely be heard through the door.

"Fine.." Virus growled and vanished in a puff of smoke and flame.

The Floating Factory served as on of the major production facilities in Virus' empire. Genesis and her posse planned to bombs ,blast the 質 out of it and liberate the rest of what used to be Drake Kingdom. Ryz and his group had other plans however....

Virus preferred floating bases as they seemed more imposing. Skipping past lots of boring and technical details and to how Genesis and her group got inside, she made her way to Virus' private chambers. Her plan was to "distract" Virus while Kokuei planted a bunch of explosive devices around the place.

"Virus... we finish this!" Genesis screamed at the top of her lungs... eager to end the story.

Virus was sitting on a throne made of dead children and empty beer cans. He laughed for a good minute and drew with weapon and encouraged her to fight.

Genesis launched her self at Virus with her twin blades, slashing like a crazy person, but Virus was able to parry all her attacks. He caught her weapons, and twisted her arms down, locking her in place while he smiled like a crazy sexual pervert. He gave a thunderous shoulder charge, backed by his fire magic, that sent Genesis flying across the room.

Before Virus could say something awful, Megawent evil walked into the room. He was ready with his terrible healing magic to save the day. Not taking any 質, Virus sliced open his gut with his scythe. Mega could do nothing but clench his stomach in pain as he watched his insides spill out. With his right hand, Virus summoned a fireball and shoved it into the open wound. He shoved Mega back and clenched his fist, causing it to glow. As his fist glowed, Mega's top half exploded into a mess of goo and whatever else that fat child was made of. He turned his attention to Genesis.

"I'll condense the end of this fight for you.. I win!" Virus was as arrogant as ever. He charged up a fireball and sent it at her, but Genesis was able to dodge. She rubbed her two swords together and sent out a barrage of lighting towards Virus. Sadly for her, Virus threw his right arm in an arc, summoning a weird green-like shield that absorbed the blast.

"Silly child. I let you live because I had some plan for you.... too bad I can't remember what it was. I suppose i'll just kill you then." Virus said as he prepared to lunge. Genesis was able to block his strikes, only to be kicked in the chest and send flying across the room. She rolled over and fell into a vent shaft they dropped her right in front of Kokuei.

"Well hello there." Kokuei said as she helped Genesis up. She brushed herself off when they heard a noise. Someone was coming.

"Darius?! By all that is holy.." Genesis gasped. It was Darius. Virus didn't kill him. Instead, most of his body was mostly robotic. His face was still the same.

"Genesis.. please.. leave now". Darius struggled to speak. It was clear he was having trouble controling his body. "I can show you a fast way out.."

"Come with us!" Genesis pleaded.

"I can't.... Come.. there isn't much time."

"Ahhh." Virus expressed his relief. Ryz and Kabishen walked in. "You're alittle late. I took care of everything as usual."

"Well umm.. we're here to umm." Ryz struggled to come up with the right words to say. Without warning, he and Kabishen drew their weapons and attacked Virus.

Virus was caught off guard, but he was able to fend off both attackers... though he was losing ground and getting backed into a corner. He smashed his scythe on the ground, sending out a burst of fire. It knocked Kabishen back, but Ryz was able to block it.

"You seek my throne.. it will cost you your life!" Virus was beyond pissed.

"You need to be eliminated! You failed your task". Ryz shouted while tried to overpower Virus.

Virus didn't quite understand what he meant, but he wasn't about to take 質 from anyone. Ryz used his speed, but was unable to break threw Virus' defense. Virus took advantage of his strength and knocked Ryz's weapon away and kicked Ryz violently in the chest, knocking him down. Before Virus could kill Ryz, Kabishen jumped in, axe swinging, and almost knocked Virus over. The two clashed weapons furiously for a moment. In the stalemate, tiny slits in Kabishen's armor opened and released several tentacles.. but we burnt away by a small fire aura around Virus.

"You forget who gave you that armor..." Virus snarled

"You forgot who enchanted it!" Ryz shouted as he jumped in. With the two attacking together, they forced Virus back. While distracted, both men held their weapons together, sending out a massive dark red beam at Virus, which hit him square in the chest, sending him flying into some machinery in the background.

The two looked at each other with a sense of accomplishment. Though this was was short lived when Virus got up, throwing debris that was on top of him to the side. Virus growled as his weapon began to glow brighter, the sores on his body became more grotesque and blood began to drip from his eyes and mouth.

"I think we made him mad." Kabishen said.

Virus let loose a roar that sounded more animal than man before he charged at the duo. He overwhelmed both of them with a flurry of wild attacks. He kicked Kabishen in the shin, knocking him down. With one mighty swing, he shattered Ryz's sword.

"I always win!" Virus snarled while he grabbed Ryz by the throat.

"Where did this....come from". Ryz thought as he struggled to get away.

Virus threw him to the ground and prepared to finish him off, but Kabishen interfered. Ryz casted a quick spell to restore his sword and hopped to rejoin the fight, but it was too late. Virus struck Kabishen in the chest, cutting him severely and causing his armor to bleed a bizarre blueish color. Realizing that there was no point in continuing, Ryz sent out several shaowbolts at Virus to distract him while he opened a portal where he and Kabishen escaped.

Virus had a minute to calm down and collect his thoughts. He knew Ryz might pull a stunt like this, but Kabishen was a total surprise.

"Your fight has just begun!" A mysterious voice announced itself

Virus looked up at the source and saw with was that ⌂_⌂ Dain. He had a face full of freckles for 猿が大好きだよ sake... but at least he didn't have a face full of pubes like a certain someone. "Who the the the the the invited you ginger..." Virus' patients had ran out about 30 minutes ago

"I've come to eliminate the mistake that was created." Dain said as he drew his big こし sword and dropped down to where Virus was. Without any other words, he began his attack.

Virus was initially overwhelmed by Dain's strength... but just how Virus wanted it. It just pissed him off. Dain sealed his fate when flung Virus across the room. Virus got up.. fulling in rage.. like if he had a rage bar and the max was 100, his would be at 669%! His wounds began to drip with horrible fluid and his weapon was glowing like a crazy glowing device. He overpowered Dain and sent his ginger こし over the ledge. Dain was a bit confused, but began to realize where Virus got his power. As he fell, he opened a portal to his homeworld.

"ANYONE ELSE?!!?!" Virus roared.. but no one was around. He was exhausted. He used his scythe has support and he hobbled over to his desk. He wanted a door of wind since he used all his mp in the battles.

Backwhereever

Kokuei had left, but Genesis stayed behind. She demand that Darius show her to where Virus was. Darius, however, seemed to be malfunctioning and captured her instead.

Some time whenever.. like after that

Genesis was captured.. dressed in very skimpy clothes. Virus was going to set up a trade, but it worked in Virus favor. He tricked the fat children into giving him Kokuei to take as his wife in exchange for Genesis... but he wouldn't allow it. He kept Genesis and took Kokuei with him.

whatever

continued in part 3
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Re: DV's story thing part 2 (rated R)

Post by deadly virus » Thu Sep 01, 2011 7:16 am

What the the the the the now. I just noticed some of the stuff is censored. I went back to edit and nothing's wrong.
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Re: DV's story thing part 2 (rated R)

Post by K73SK » Fri Sep 30, 2011 12:43 pm

質, sorry DV. I didn't notice your post until just now.

Anyway, must have been after the transfer to the new host...Looks like the mod get transferred over (hopefully the only mod that didn't). Should be fine this time...
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