What cuhrazy stories ya got

[Redhollowlives999]

Classic case of stupid, not the first time I've seen these symptoms. Movin' on.

[GoldenPower89]

If we're movin' on, give us another story.

[Zup]

野菜 it hasn't even been an hour yet. I don't actually live my life. I gotta spread this 質 out hella thin dawg

[Redhollowlives999]

Still want Zuppy ta go first tho, otherwise banhammer. But fer now here's a decent-tier list of stuff I got that y'all can choose from later:


- 3 feet long sammich I had ta eat at the age of 8 cuz more of them stupid mistakes
- getting shot at in my own home cuz my idiot neighbor was a terrible dealer
- classic meeting gurl i dreamt up on the train which led ta chronic depression Zup seems ta love story (more top tier cuz of the popularity it gets but eh)
- saved chick and her lil brother from getting jumped by like 30 other peeps (from a distance cuz i was a coward)

[Zup]

Muh bang buddy and I went ta the park one time when it was decently crowded. We found a nice little spot that was shielded just a tad by some trees and a fence. 'bout fifteen feet away from the playground area where a buncha kids'n their parents were. We munched on some gummy worms and then we did the nasty. She messaged me later that night sayin' one'a the gummy worms got in her sock.

[Redhollowlives999]

Too much bang not enough bing and boom. Anyone else before I assault yer minds with hostile words?