Nerd Fight

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Zup
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Nerd Fight

Post by Zup » Wed Mar 02, 2016 9:22 pm

In this topic, anyone who posts will be assigned a unique super power. Once given a superpower, you are free ta battle other posters with your superpowers. You can write up a novel or you can 質 out a half-sentence filled with grammatical errors. idc. Miley Cyrus' over results and/or arguing semantics and power levels and/or pullin' deus ex machinas outta your こし and/or creating dumb scenarios are all accepted. The goal's ta post goofy dumb funny bullshit

If you want a different power you either die or I'll give you one 'cause I feel like it. I may also just give you more powers ta add ta your arsenal. You can distribute them amongst a buncha characters or hog 'em all with one. idc. This'll work a lot better if more'a you participate, but I can also just make up a buncha random schmucks ta fill the roster too I guess. If this 質 crashes'n burns it's all your fault

Please be excite
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Re: Nerd Fight

Post by GoldenPower89 » Wed Mar 02, 2016 9:25 pm

Uh... ok, give me a superpower.
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Re: Nerd Fight

Post by Zup » Wed Mar 02, 2016 9:31 pm

When you recite a Christmas song in your head, a random stranger will throw a snowball at your target. The snowball's strength and accuracy will depend on the random stranger's own natural abilities -- so gangly nerds with poor vision will have poor aim and may alert your target by yelling an anime attack name as they throw, whereas douchey strangers will throw the snowball hard and also put ice chunks into it

Weather and location conditions do not hinder this. Snowballs can be thrown in the desert or even underwater
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Re: Nerd Fight

Post by Redhollowlives999 » Wed Mar 02, 2016 9:40 pm

Mines is gonna suck.
it really do be like that tho

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Re: Nerd Fight

Post by Zup » Wed Mar 02, 2016 9:48 pm

You have the ability ta copy other peoples' powers and/or strongest talent so long as you touch them in the specific body part they are most self-conscious about. If you do this against someone without superpowers, you will instead take their best attribute or skill, such as their wrestling abilities or their cooking prowess. If you attempt ta copy someone's ability but touch the wrong part of their body, however, you will randomly lose one of your senses for 1 full minute.

If a target claims ta have no body part they're most self-conscious about, you can take their power regardless of where you touch them
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Re: Nerd Fight

Post by Redhollowlives999 » Wed Mar 02, 2016 10:07 pm

ok

we good?


great





*punches G-Pow in the face*
it really do be like that tho

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Re: Nerd Fight

Post by GoldenPower89 » Wed Mar 02, 2016 10:14 pm

*Thinks about "Jingle Bells" and Chuck Norris appears to throw a snowball at Red.*
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Re: Nerd Fight

Post by Redhollowlives999 » Wed Mar 02, 2016 10:46 pm

*hums Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire*



*Spongebob comes up and heaves snow balls at this pleb at a rapid fire pace*
it really do be like that tho

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Re: Nerd Fight

Post by Zup » Sat Mar 12, 2016 8:55 am

Suddenly an ice cream truck plows into Red
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Re: Nerd Fight

Post by IronJustice » Sun Mar 13, 2016 11:01 pm

and then patrick
Legend of Legaia, a pinnacle of human achievement, will always have a place in my heart
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