Nerd Fight
Nerd Fight
In this topic, anyone who posts will be assigned a unique super power. Once given a superpower, you are free ta battle other posters with your superpowers. You can write up a novel or you can 質 out a half-sentence filled with grammatical errors. idc. Miley Cyrus' over results and/or arguing semantics and power levels and/or pullin' deus ex machinas outta your こし and/or creating dumb scenarios are all accepted. The goal's ta post goofy dumb funny bullshit
If you want a different power you either die or I'll give you one 'cause I feel like it. I may also just give you more powers ta add ta your arsenal. You can distribute them amongst a buncha characters or hog 'em all with one. idc. This'll work a lot better if more'a you participate, but I can also just make up a buncha random schmucks ta fill the roster too I guess. If this 質 crashes'n burns it's all your fault
Please be excite
If you want a different power you either die or I'll give you one 'cause I feel like it. I may also just give you more powers ta add ta your arsenal. You can distribute them amongst a buncha characters or hog 'em all with one. idc. This'll work a lot better if more'a you participate, but I can also just make up a buncha random schmucks ta fill the roster too I guess. If this 質 crashes'n burns it's all your fault
Please be excite
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Uh... ok, give me a superpower.
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When you recite a Christmas song in your head, a random stranger will throw a snowball at your target. The snowball's strength and accuracy will depend on the random stranger's own natural abilities -- so gangly nerds with poor vision will have poor aim and may alert your target by yelling an anime attack name as they throw, whereas douchey strangers will throw the snowball hard and also put ice chunks into it
Weather and location conditions do not hinder this. Snowballs can be thrown in the desert or even underwater
Weather and location conditions do not hinder this. Snowballs can be thrown in the desert or even underwater
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You have the ability ta copy other peoples' powers and/or strongest talent so long as you touch them in the specific body part they are most self-conscious about. If you do this against someone without superpowers, you will instead take their best attribute or skill, such as their wrestling abilities or their cooking prowess. If you attempt ta copy someone's ability but touch the wrong part of their body, however, you will randomly lose one of your senses for 1 full minute.
If a target claims ta have no body part they're most self-conscious about, you can take their power regardless of where you touch them
If a target claims ta have no body part they're most self-conscious about, you can take their power regardless of where you touch them
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*Thinks about "Jingle Bells" and Chuck Norris appears to throw a snowball at Red.*
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*hums Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire*
*Spongebob comes up and heaves snow balls at this pleb at a rapid fire pace*
*Spongebob comes up and heaves snow balls at this pleb at a rapid fire pace*
it really do be like that tho
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Suddenly an ice cream truck plows into Red
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and then patrick
Legend of Legaia, a pinnacle of human achievement, will always have a place in my heart