WTF Is THIS?!? (CYOA Thread)

[Rammerrush]

I'm voting for Slater lol he's next to me and he says
B B C he's just to lazy to log on

[Zup]

CHAPTER XII - We Gotta Stop Him!
October 7, 2011
Ratayu - Outside That One Hotel
8:38 AM

Uthma Dysun - Age 19
Seru: Ulkos (Zenoir)
Combat: Slim sword and knife
http://moe.animecharactersdatabase.com/ ... _thumb.jpg

GOOD KARMA: 3
BADASS KARMA: 4
COWARD KARMA: 1
EVIL KARMA: 2


Wendy Gaydwarf - Age 18
Seru: Nighto
Combat: Kris and Eskrima
http://moe.animecharactersdatabase.com/ ... 846499.jpg

GOOD KARMA: 0
GIRLY KARMA: 2
EVIL KARMA: 1


Mr. Virus - Age 37
Seru: None
Combat: Hard hitting and yelling and a big donkey shovel
http://creepy-tees.com/graphics/tshirts ... erface.gif

GOOD KARMA: 0
DV KARMA: 2
EVIL KARMA: 0

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Mr. Virus was...getting into the burning bus?

http://wizard.gamebanana.com/img/ico/sp ... a_boss.png

Uthma watched in horror, confusion, and other odd emotions as the villain began to actually drive the bus
with the children inside, the entire thing aflame.

The police did nothing.

Uthma: Wendy! We've gotta help!

The girl stood there, twirling her hair. She moved her hands to her breasts and fixed her bra, getting Uthma all excited.

Uthma: http://assets.sbnation.com/imported_こし ... -drool.gif

The young hero snapped out of it, however, and remembered there was a crisis here.

Uthma: Ulkos!

The Zenoir rocketed to the bus, smashing the windows, but it was getting difficult keeping up with Mr. Virus, who was
steering the bus with one hand and drinking with the other. Uthma sprinted to the bus, Wendy following him.

How stupid, they couldn't catch the bus.

Mr. Virus continued driving the bus down the street, ramming into ugly cars and honking at all the ladies and dead cats hit
by vehicles. Soon, they were coming to the ocean outside of Ratayu, and Mr. Virus looked ready to drive the bus right off
the edge of the pier...
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------UTHMA DECISION------
A) Tell the fishermen to send out all their Magikarp to stop the bus!
B) Make Ulkos pop the tires of the bus and pose like a badass
C) Run away, you can't take responsibility for this! Let the cops handle it!
D) Forget about it. Those children deserve it

------WENDY DECISION-----
A) Use your Nighto to help!
B) Go out there and-..Wait... Is that a shirtless, buff lifeguard?!?
C) Trip Uthma

------MR. VIRUS DECISION----
A) Stop the bus and turn yourself in...(ha)
B) Turn the bus around, hit Uthma and Wendy, then reverse into the ocean
C) Jam the gas pedal, get on top of the bus, and start banging on the roof with your shovel

[Lonewulf]

a. b. c.

[deadly virus]

a,c,c

[Rammerrush]

B A A

[Redhollowlives999]

bcc

[Kabishen]

A, C, B.
Unless I can Put all three votes into one person then I put 3 votes to B for Mr. Virus.

[Zup]

CHAPTER XIII - GO MAGIKARP! I CHOOSE YOU!
October 7, 2011
Ratayu - Pier to the west-ish of the city
8:39 AM

Uthma Dysun - Age 19
Seru: Ulkos (Zenoir)
Combat: Slim sword and knife
http://moe.animecharactersdatabase.com/ ... _thumb.jpg

GOOD KARMA: 4
BADASS KARMA: 4
COWARD KARMA: 1
EVIL KARMA: 2


Wendy Gaydwarf - Age 18
Seru: Nighto
Combat: Kris and Eskrima
http://moe.animecharactersdatabase.com/ ... 846499.jpg

GOOD KARMA: 0
GIRLY KARMA: 2
EVIL KARMA: 2


Mr. Virus - Age 37
Seru: None
Combat: Hard hitting and yelling and a big donkey shovel
http://creepy-tees.com/graphics/tshirts ... erface.gif

GOOD KARMA: 0
DV KARMA: 2
EVIL KARMA: 1


Mighty Magikarp - Age ???
Seru: None
Combat: He punches, kicks and splashes water
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx8lu ... o1_500.png

GOOD KARMA: 0
NEUTRAL KARMA: 0
EVIL KARMA: 0
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Mr. Virus suddenly took out a random brick and taped it to the gas pedal as the children all screamed
and cried and b****ed and moaned. He then grabbed his mighty shovel and climbed to the top of the bus
all badass-like.

Mr. Virus: Quiet, children!

The villain hammered against the roof of the burning bus with his shovel, and the children were all
very scared and confused.

Uthma: Hey! Fishermen! You guys on the dock...pier....thing. Use your Magikarp's to stop that bus!

Fishermen: http://images.wikia.com/pokemon/images/ ... gikarp.png

Uthma scowled and began to sprint faster in order to reach the bus in time.

Wendy tripped him.

Wendy: http://wonderfullandscapes.files.wordpr ... /hehe1.jpg

Uthma hit the ground hard, totally faceplanting. Wendy ran ahead, telling the fishermen that they should
help somehow. She even gave them a little breast jigglin' to get them to agree.

The fishermen whistled and their mighty pet Magikarp appeared.

Uthma & Wendy: What...the...f***?

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx8lu ... o1_500.png

The Mighty Magikarp ran to the bus and caught it with one arm, flexing with the other.

The Fishermen: Go, Magikarp!

Mr. Virus turned around and readied his shovel, twirling it in front of him. The bus had stopped, and the
Mighty Magikarp jumped on top of the bus to face him. Uthma and Wendy climbed onto the bus as well
and the three surrounded the villain...
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------UTHMA DECISION------
A) It's time to work together and take down Mr. Virus!
B) Use Ulkos to grab Mr. Virus and walk away
C) Hide behind Wendy and make the Mighty Magikarp do all the work
D) Push Wendy off of the bus and into the ocean

------WENDY DECISION-----
A) It's time to work together and take down Mr. Virus!
B) Flirt with the fishermen...and the Mighty Magikarp
C) Push Uthma off of the bus and into the ocean

------MR. VIRUS DECISION----
A) Turn yourself in, you've had your fun
B) Take out the Mighty Magikarp and put him in a fish taco or other cuisine
C) Kill these punks

------MIGHTY MAGIKARP DECISION-----
Free decision. Whatever you decide shall determine your Neutral Karma placing.

[Lonewulf]

D. B. B. Magikarp uses Splash....it's not very effective.

[deadly virus]

C,C,C

MIGHTY MAGIKARP DECISION: Be smart and walk away