WTF Is THIS?!? (CYOA Thread)

[Rammerrush]

I'm seconding Lone.

[deadly virus]

Uthma: make a horrible attempt to get away
Wendy: C
Mr Virus: Dinner Time!

[Redhollowlives999]

its a tie for wendy.. a tie for uthma... and i guess everyone agrees that mr. virus should kill somebody..

[Rammerrush]

I just think B would be hilarious lol

[Zup]

The magic coin was tossed

CHAPTER XI - Our Heroes Are So F***ing Stupid
October 7, 2011
Ratayu - Outside That One Hotel
8:36 AM

Uthma Dysun - Age 19
Seru: Ulkos (Zenoir)
Combat: Slim sword and knife
http://moe.animecharactersdatabase.com/ ... _thumb.jpg

GOOD KARMA: 3
BADASS KARMA: 3
COWARD KARMA: 1
EVIL KARMA: 2


Wendy Gaydwarf - Age 18
Seru: Nighto
Combat: Kris and Eskrima
http://moe.animecharactersdatabase.com/ ... 846499.jpg

GOOD KARMA: 0
GIRLY KARMA: 1
EVIL KARMA: 1


Mr. Virus - Age 37
Seru: None
Combat: Hard hitting and yelling and a big こし shovel
http://creepy-tees.com/graphics/tshirts ... erface.gif

GOOD KARMA: 0
DV KARMA: 1
EVIL KARMA: 0
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Uthma scrambled to his feet, preparing to run for his life, nearly losing all badassery he may have once had. He knew
he had to get the f*** out of there, or s*** would be all over the place (ew). Wendy was shaking from rage.

Wendy: YOU...YOU...YOU PRICK!!!

She nailed Uthma right in his nuts, and he screamed like a motherf***er.

UTHMA: http://nutrikidz.net/wp-content/uploads ... y-cry5.jpg

Uthma fell to the ground like a cripple, wincing, tears running down his cheeks, his shoulders bouncing from sobs
of pain and discomfort. Wendy was b****ing and telling him to shove something somewhere.

Mr. Virus: ...This is so stupid

He lit a match and threw it on the bus, which was already coated with gasoline.

The bus was lit on fire, and the children inside screamed in horror, trying to escape. Unfortunately for them, the
door was shut.

Mr. Virus: That s*** is so cash...

Uthma managed to return to his feet, and noticed the bus on fire and the children locked inside.

Uthma: W-Wendy!

The girl turned to the bus as well. They stared in shock.
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------UTHMA DECISION------
A) Defeat Mr. Virus and help save the children!
B) Send Ulkos to bust open the glass windows of the bus while you take down Mr. Virus
C) Hide behind Wendy and tell her to save the day
D) Walk away and get Wendy drunk

------WENDY DECISION-----
A) Call the police and stop Mr. Virus!
B) Twirl your hair and fix your bra
C) Punch Uthma in the stomach and shove him to Mr. Virus

------MR. VIRUS DECISION----
A) Free the children. Their fear was enough
B) Go get a drink...and drive the bus
C) Attack Uthma and Wendy with your big こし shovel

[Lonewulf]

C. B. C.

[Redhollowlives999]

B.B. and B lol

[deadly virus]

C,C,B

[Rammerrush]

Triple B's

[Redhollowlives999]

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