WTF Is THIS?!? (CYOA Thread)

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Re: WTF Is THIS?!? (CYOA Thread)

Post by Redhollowlives999 » Sun Oct 09, 2011 5:29 pm

C
and for me c (lghting)
it really do be like that tho

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Re: WTF Is THIS?!? (CYOA Thread)

Post by Zup » Sun Oct 09, 2011 5:55 pm

C and C

CHAPTER IX - brb
October 7, 2011
Vidna - Sebucus Islands
1:11 AM

Uthma Dysun - Age 19
Seru: Ulkos (Zenoir)
Combat: Slim sword and knife
http://moe.animecharactersdatabase.com/ ... izakku.png

GOOD KARMA: 3
BADASS KARMA: 3
EVIL KARMA: 2


Redhollow - Age 19
Seru: Gimard, Vera, Theeder, Gizam, Kemaro
Combat: Zenpakuto (Zenbonsake), Tai-Chi-Jiu-Jitsu
http://banjoandlegaiafan126.deviantart. ... -262545032

GOOD KARMA: 1
CONFIDENT KARMA: 1
EVIL KARMA: 1


Wendy Gaydwarf - Age 18
Seru: Nighto
Combat: Kris and Eskrima
http://moe.animecharactersdatabase.com/ ... 846499.jpg

GOOD KARMA: 0
NEUTRAL KARMA: 0
EVIL KARMA: 0
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As Redhollow started to grow cocky at the victory that was surely at hand, Uthma made a desparate decision
of pure anger.

He pulled out his knife and fired it at his opponent.

The knife caught Redhollow on the arm, nicking him, opening a stream of crimson, nearly interrupting him.

Redhollow: I gave you enough chances. Now DIE!

Redhollow's Zenbonsake was instantly bathed in an aura of electricity.

Uthma's eyes grew wide.

Redhollow's narrowed and a smile gripped his face.

The electricity shot into Uthma's body, stunning him. Not even a word could come out of his mouth. As Redhollow
stepped forward to finish his opponent, a shadowy figure came from behind and cut him on the other arm, and this time,
the bloodflow was much deeper.

It was a girl wielding a kris.

Redhollow knew he had to leave before his anger caused him to kill the both of them. He didn't want to....not yet.

Redhollow: You can have him, insolent girl. I'll be back.

In a flash, he was gone, fast as lightning into the highway, and neither Uthma nor his savior could see where he'd gone.

* * *

A few hours later, Uthma awoke in a tent, a lantern by his head, which was dotted with sweat. It was still dark outside, though
it was beginning to transform into day. There was a shadowy figure outside the tent. Uthma tensed, ready to strike if necessary,
but he recalled a figure having saved his life.

The figure entered the tent, and Uthma had to hide his....tent as he saw her.

???: Are you okay?

Uthma: Uh....yeah. Who are you? Why'd you help me?

Wendy: My name is Wendy, and...I helped you because...

Uthma: What?

Wendy: Your Seru....

Uthma: You mean Ulkos? What about-

Wendy: I WANT IT!!! NOW!!!

Uthma: ....what?

Wendy: I...I have a Seru fetish...

Uthma: http://th04.deviantart.net/fs71/150/f/2 ... 3gbhpb.jpg

Wendy shook the odd thoughts from her head.

Wendy: N-nevermind that. So, who are you?

Uthma: ...Uthma... I'm a sell sword

Wendy: That's cool

Uthma: Y-yeah that's really....Seru fetish?

Wendy grabbed Uthma's hand and dragged him outside, all bouncy (in an awesome, awesome way) and full of energy

Wendy: C'mon! Let's go find that Redhollow bastard and finish him off once and for all!

Uthma: You know him?

Wendy: Yeah. I've been hired to kill him too.

Uthma: No s***?

Wendy: Dude, EVERYONE wants him dead.

Wendy drew her kris, and it shone in the sunlight. Uthma clenched his fist and recalled his encounter with Redhollow
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------UTHMA DECISION------
A) Join Wendy. She did help you after all
B) Make out with the girl right now. It's gonna happen later anyway
C) Knock Wendy unconcious, loot her, grope her, and go kill Redhollow yourself

------WENDY DECISION-----
Free decision. This determines your Neutral Karma placing.
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Re: WTF Is THIS?!? (CYOA Thread)

Post by Redhollowlives999 » Sun Oct 09, 2011 6:05 pm

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
what can i say? shes smoking hot!
she starts to like him.. because he says something awesome... and then i rape her
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it really do be like that tho

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Post by Lonewulf » Sun Oct 09, 2011 6:42 pm

A. They'll make out later.

For Wendy: Jumps up in down with joy and giggles like a girl....cuz she is a girl.
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Post by Redhollowlives999 » Sun Oct 09, 2011 6:47 pm

i say, let ram get the girl...
it really do be like that tho

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Post by LegaiaWiki » Sun Oct 09, 2011 6:59 pm

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Post by deadly virus » Sun Oct 09, 2011 7:01 pm

C

throw her body into a ravine and set some church on fire
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Re: WTF Is THIS?!? (CYOA Thread)

Post by Zup » Sun Oct 09, 2011 7:09 pm

C it is!

CHAPTER X - Mr. Virus
October 7, 2011
Vidna - Sebucus Islands
8:34 AM

Uthma Dysun - Age 19
Seru: Ulkos (Zenoir)
Combat: Slim sword and knife
http://moe.animecharactersdatabase.com/ ... _thumb.jpg

GOOD KARMA: 3
BADASS KARMA: 3
NEUTRAL KARMA: 0
EVIL KARMA: 2


Wendy Gaydwarf - Age 18
Seru: Nighto
Combat: Kris and Eskrima
http://moe.animecharactersdatabase.com/ ... 846499.jpg

GOOD KARMA: 0
GIRLY KARMA: 1
EVIL KARMA: 0


Mr. Virus - Age 37
Seru: None
Combat: Hard hitting and yelling and a big こし shovel
http://creepy-tees.com/graphics/tshirts ... erface.gif

GOOD KARMA: 0
NEUTRAL KARMA: 0
EVIL KARMA: 0
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Uthma: Sure, we can work together.

Wendy jumped up and down, giggling.

Uthma hit her on the back of the head. Then, he made his way to her tent and took her wallet. He groped her breasts
on the way out.

Uthma: ...totally worth it.

* * *

After taking a subway and taxi to head north to where he believed Redhollow had gone, Uthma had arrived in Ratayu,
believing this to be the place he had gone.

Before long, he came to a hotel of grand design and a beautiful architectural taste. Before he could enter, a bus
drove around the side of the hotel and parked in the street before the hotel. Inside were a bunch of school children.

The driver had the most terrifying face Uthma had ever seen before.

Uthma: OH MY GOD

The driver exited the bus carrying a ridiculously large shovel.

Uthma: Where....the the the the the did you come from....

???: Hello, welcome to my hotel! It's quite the lovely place, is it not? Would you like to help me look after these
children?

Uthma: Get the the the the the away from me!

Mr. Virus: My name is Mr. Virus. What-?

Uthma felt a sharp pain in his back. As he crumpled to the ground in shock and pain, he saw Wendy standing
there, pissed as f***

Wendy: YOU STUPID こし PERV!

Uthma: What the the the the the is going on?

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------UTHMA DECISION------
Free decision. This will determine your Neutral Karma placing.

------WENDY DECISION-----
A) Call the police, Mr. Virus looks dangerous and Uthma needs to get arrested for sexual harrasment and burglary
B) Ask if your butt looks fat
C) Kick Uthma in the nuts while he's down

------MR. VIRUS DECISION----
Free decision. Do whatever you want. This will determine your Neutral Karma placing.
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Re: WTF Is THIS?!? (CYOA Thread)

Post by Redhollowlives999 » Sun Oct 09, 2011 7:14 pm

uthma- RUN THE SHLUCK AWAY!
WENDY-C
mr.virus- kill someone... ANYONE
it really do be like that tho

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Re: WTF Is THIS?!? (CYOA Thread)

Post by Lonewulf » Sun Oct 09, 2011 7:18 pm

Uthma: Apologizes and begs forgiveness, trying to sway her towards attacking Mr. Virus instead
Wendy: B
Mr. Virus: gets bored with Wendy and Uthma and lights the bus on fire
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