Corrupt a Wish Game

[IronJustice]

We each get to make a wish, then the next poster writes a brief story depicting the wish being granted but going horribly wrong ultimately. Then post your wish after the story.

I'll give you guys an easy one to start with.

I wish I could fly.

[LegaiaWiki]

We each get to make a wish, then the next poster writes a brief story depicting the wish being granted but going horribly wrong ultimately. Then post your wish after the story.

I'll give you guys an easy one to start with.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but the sky becomes perpetually dark and you can never see where you are going, causing you to fly face first into a building and die.

I wish I had all of Chuck Norris's internet powers.

[Redhollowlives999]

I wish I had all of Chuck Norris's internet powers.

You destroy everything; eventually killing yourself due to the insanity of being alone


I wish I were superman

[Lonewulf]

I wish I had all of Chuck Norris's internet powers.

You destroy everything; eventually killing yourself due to the insanity of being alone


I wish I were superman

Unfortunately, you didn't become Superman...you became ANOTHER Superman. The Justice League thinks you are evil despite your assurances otherwise. The entire Justice League gang up on you (including Batman in his Kryptonite suit) and beat you until death.

I wish I had an infinite number of wishes.

[IronJustice]

You have been given the divine power to bend the laws of the universe to your will with the most minimal effort on your part. Your slightest desire instantly becomes reality, sometimes without fully realizing you had wished for it. At first, your wishes for material things are straightforward and successful. A bank account with more zeroes than you've ever seen, your own private business jet with every amenity possible, and a dream mansion to have epic parties in. And of course, work and school in the conventional mandatory form are a thing of the past.

However, you begin to realize that you are causing some collateral damage. When a friend is rambling on about their life, you quietly wish that they would shut up, then instantly an anvil falls from the sky, crushing them and effectively 'shutting them up.' When people begin to question you about your new powers and ask you difficult questions that you can't answer, you wish to yourself that everyone would leave you alone. Suddenly you find yourself transported to a dark cave in the Mojave desert surrounded by, not people, but deadly cave spiders. Things being to go downhill from there, as almost every wish has unintended consequences and the whole world is driven to panic as inexplicable cataclysmic events grip people with fear.

At the end of it all, you become a quiet hermit, living alone and practicing the discipline of a zen monk to not wish for anything, afraid to let anyone get too close to you to tempt you into desiring things again. At least you still have your rat friends that live in the walls of your unkept mansion that you have learned to communicate with.

I wish that I had a delicious ham sandwich.

[Redhollowlives999]

I wish that I had a delicious ham sandwich.

I ate it.


I wish I were less angry. (try that )

[LegaiaWiki]

I wish that I had a delicious ham sandwich.

I ate it.


I wish I were less angry. (try that )

Granted, but all your anger is replaced with sadness and eventually you get so depressed that you commit suicide.

I wish I had all of Freddy Krueger's powers.

[K73SK]

I wish I had all of Freddy Krueger's powers.

You fall asleep and kill yourself in your own dreams. Great job.

I wish I could have more time to work on this website.

[Redhollowlives999]

I wish I could have more time to work on this website.

You get said wish.

But now you've become addicted to the site. You change everything 24/7, annoying the member. After a year we all leave; except for me. I stay here due to my love of legaia and you kill yourself due to 'Red overdose'

[Rammerrush]

Red you need a dream e.e

I wish I had bagel vision