My swagtastic Kingdom Hearts series review
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 4:36 pm
So as y'allz already know, I'm a big KH fans; the series is fun. So like the BK series thing, I will give a review for those who still doubt in the awesomeness of KH. And for thoses who don't agree can (just like the BK thread) give your own thoughts on the game; discuss it too, idc.
I'm going on the exact chronological order of the series (in-game), so keep up >:{P Here we go:
Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep 7.8/10

This game was fun, and a great way to waste time. It is a PSP game, so there no excuse to go play this on the go (unless you don't own a PSP).
The story takes place 10 years before the beginning of the Kingdom Hearts. It starts off with 3 Keyblade wielders. The lovely Aqua <3333
, the speedy Ventus
, and the powerful Terra
. The story starts in 'The Land of Departure', which is now Castle Oblivion in the lastest verison of Kingdom Hearts (Play and find out what happened >:P) The BEAUTIFUL Aqua and Terra are in the middle of a Keyblade Mark of Mastery when something goes wrong. I will leave it at that.
This game actually reveals ALOT. Any questions you may have will probably be answered with game. The graphics are pretty good depending on how you customize things, and the battle system is awesome. I don't really have much to say about this game. It keeps you entertained, that I will give you. And the abilities are AWESOME!
Now for the flaws:
-The game eventually get repetitive, though I guess that can't be avoided since you have to play as all 3 characters, it might have different if their stories didn't connect as much (there was nothing wrong with that, but it started to feel like I was playing one character's story all over again.)
-The Keyblades were rubbish, except for the last one(s). Those were freaking awesome.
-The Unversed (the main monsters of the game) got annoying at some point. Though their existence interested me @___@
-Lack of an actual challenge. After a certain level, the games gets to freaking easy.
-Needed more character development (except for Aqua <3333 She was perfect)
-Sever lack of Aqua in a more sexier clothing.
This game would get a 10 if it weren't for these flaws.
And also Zack is a boss:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... bHM#t=195s
Kingdom Hearts 8.5/10:

If you're looking for a challenging game, this is it.
This is the first installment of the KH series, and it is very popular. This story is about a fourteen-year old boy named Sora, and his adventures after his homeworld, Destiny Islands, is destroyed by creatures known as the Heartless, and his attempt to restore his world and reunite with his friends, mainly the one of the antagonists, Riku, and a very cheerful girl with a horrid haircut, Kairi.
This game truly offers a challenge since Sora is just so tiny compared to the enemies in this game, mainly the heartless. Its not like the other games, no, Sora actually has to fight hard to survive. So I really suggest this game >:P The system is fun and the keyblades are awesome
Flaws:
-The Gumi ships and the Gumi tasks got annoying
-All these kids talking about their hearts got annoying
-Sora's voice acting
-Annoying Heartless
Everything else was fine. I think it deserves what its getting.
THIS GAME HAS SEPHIROTH!
Kingdom Hearts: Re:Chain of Memories 6.8/10

This game.... most annoying crap ever. Yet I couldn't stop playing it.
Its pretty much what happens between KH and KH2, so it explains alot.
There isn't alot of good things, but here are the flaws:
-The battle system eventually gets annoying, why cards? ;__; why you hate us?
-Sora sounds like he hit puberty even though this is like a week after KH or w.e
-You only use 1 keyblade, even though you only get multiple keyblade cards.
-You need treasure cards to open rooms with cards/abilities like Superglide and etc
-Sora's situation is very frustrating, in other words, lame plot.
-Riku's cards are annoying.
-Hated repeating some worlds that I didn't like in KH (though this is more me)
-The room system is annoying.
I think my rating is fair overall. But seriously, unless you want to learn the story of the KH series, you should play this game. If you're just a regular gamer, don't play it. If you love challenges, then play this game, because its very challenging, everything you do can screw you over. You'll see what I mean.
Kingdom Hearts: 358 days/2 N/A

Never played it
Kingdom Hearts Re:Coded N/A

Never played it, all I know is that it takes place alittle before KH2 or w.e
I probably wouldn't like it.
Kingdom Hearts 2 9/10

This game is fun, its like your reward for struggling so hard in the other games, gameplay wise.
Flaws:
-It takes awhile to get every ability to the max
-LEVELING UP WISDOM
-LEVELING UP FINAL
-The Nobodies are really annoying in the beginning of the game
-Heartless are no longer an issue, they're just annoying
-Things are really fun at the end. Meaning when all the good stuff is gone.
-Only 1 super boss
-You can't use forms in the final boss battle
Everything else is fun.
Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance N/A

Haven't played it......... Yet....
But theres no forms >___<
Feel free to post your opinions or even discuss
I'm going on the exact chronological order of the series (in-game), so keep up >:{P Here we go:
Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep 7.8/10

This game was fun, and a great way to waste time. It is a PSP game, so there no excuse to go play this on the go (unless you don't own a PSP).
The story takes place 10 years before the beginning of the Kingdom Hearts. It starts off with 3 Keyblade wielders. The lovely Aqua <3333
This game actually reveals ALOT. Any questions you may have will probably be answered with game. The graphics are pretty good depending on how you customize things, and the battle system is awesome. I don't really have much to say about this game. It keeps you entertained, that I will give you. And the abilities are AWESOME!
Now for the flaws:
-The game eventually get repetitive, though I guess that can't be avoided since you have to play as all 3 characters, it might have different if their stories didn't connect as much (there was nothing wrong with that, but it started to feel like I was playing one character's story all over again.)
-The Keyblades were rubbish, except for the last one(s). Those were freaking awesome.
-The Unversed (the main monsters of the game) got annoying at some point. Though their existence interested me @___@
-Lack of an actual challenge. After a certain level, the games gets to freaking easy.
-Needed more character development (except for Aqua <3333 She was perfect)
-Sever lack of Aqua in a more sexier clothing.
This game would get a 10 if it weren't for these flaws.
And also Zack is a boss:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... bHM#t=195s
Kingdom Hearts 8.5/10:

If you're looking for a challenging game, this is it.
This is the first installment of the KH series, and it is very popular. This story is about a fourteen-year old boy named Sora, and his adventures after his homeworld, Destiny Islands, is destroyed by creatures known as the Heartless, and his attempt to restore his world and reunite with his friends, mainly the one of the antagonists, Riku, and a very cheerful girl with a horrid haircut, Kairi.
This game truly offers a challenge since Sora is just so tiny compared to the enemies in this game, mainly the heartless. Its not like the other games, no, Sora actually has to fight hard to survive. So I really suggest this game >:P The system is fun and the keyblades are awesome
Flaws:
-The Gumi ships and the Gumi tasks got annoying
-All these kids talking about their hearts got annoying
-Sora's voice acting
-Annoying Heartless
Everything else was fine. I think it deserves what its getting.
THIS GAME HAS SEPHIROTH!
Kingdom Hearts: Re:Chain of Memories 6.8/10

This game.... most annoying crap ever. Yet I couldn't stop playing it.
I copied it from the wiki because I'm tired.Sora, Donald, and Goofy walk down a long path that seemingly goes nowhere. They see Pluto and start to follow him. He leads them to a crossroads. While deciding which path to take, a mysterious man in a black cloak approaches Sora and speaks to him, but at that moment his words are incomprehensible. The path becomes one and it leads them to Castle Oblivion. The cloaked man appears as they enter the castle and gives them a card. They use the card to proceed through the castle.
Its pretty much what happens between KH and KH2, so it explains alot.
There isn't alot of good things, but here are the flaws:
-The battle system eventually gets annoying, why cards? ;__; why you hate us?
-Sora sounds like he hit puberty even though this is like a week after KH or w.e
-You only use 1 keyblade, even though you only get multiple keyblade cards.
-You need treasure cards to open rooms with cards/abilities like Superglide and etc
-Sora's situation is very frustrating, in other words, lame plot.
-Riku's cards are annoying.
-Hated repeating some worlds that I didn't like in KH (though this is more me)
-The room system is annoying.
I think my rating is fair overall. But seriously, unless you want to learn the story of the KH series, you should play this game. If you're just a regular gamer, don't play it. If you love challenges, then play this game, because its very challenging, everything you do can screw you over. You'll see what I mean.
Kingdom Hearts: 358 days/2 N/A

Never played it
Kingdom Hearts Re:Coded N/A

Never played it, all I know is that it takes place alittle before KH2 or w.e
I probably wouldn't like it.
Kingdom Hearts 2 9/10

This game is fun, its like your reward for struggling so hard in the other games, gameplay wise.
Sora and his companions have been asleep for about a year, regaining their memories. When Sora awakens, he eventually arrives in Twilight Town, the place where a mysterious boy, Roxas, lived before he suddenly left. Gaining new clothes and powers, Sora began his journey anew, unaware of the events that have taken place in Chain of Memories. Sora continues his quest by unlocking paths to new worlds, learning of Nobodies and fighting the Heartless, as well as facing the remaining members of the mysterious Organization XIII. As the game progresses, Sora learns about Roxas and how much they have in common.
The battle system is awesome. The Gumi ship jobs are fun! I love the new drive system, my gawsh! This is my favorite KH game. The keyblades are awesome! This game has SEPHIROTH AGAIN! And dfakifhurdyakdhriyugh lanfuifghbnakhdfgb this game is fun.The story begins with the player in control of Roxas in Twilight Town. Roxas has dreams of Sora's adventures while increasingly mysterious activities begin taking place in Twilight Town during Roxas's summer vacation. After obtaining the Keyblade to defend himself from the Nobodies, Roxas comes in contact with a young man in black named Axel. Axel appears to know Roxas, though Roxas has no recollection of him. Roxas eventually makes his way into an abandoned mansion where a girl named Naminé informs him that he is a Nobody, although he did not quite know what a Nobody was at that time. Finally, confronted by a mysterious, red-cloaked man called DiZ, Roxas discovers Sora, Donald, and Goofy sleeping in the hidden basement of the mansion. Roxas seems to merge with Sora. As Sora, Donald, and Goofy awake from their year-long slumber. Jiminy Cricket, who had previously chronicled the trio's adventures, finds that his journal is now completely blank, save for the note: "Thank Naminé" (which was written by Jiminy himself during Chain of Memories).
Flaws:
-It takes awhile to get every ability to the max
-LEVELING UP WISDOM
-LEVELING UP FINAL
-The Nobodies are really annoying in the beginning of the game
-Heartless are no longer an issue, they're just annoying
-Things are really fun at the end. Meaning when all the good stuff is gone.
-Only 1 super boss
-You can't use forms in the final boss battle
Everything else is fun.
Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance N/A

Haven't played it......... Yet....
But theres no forms >___<
Feel free to post your opinions or even discuss