Dreams
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 9:41 am
I know the title sounds rather vague, but yes this is a thread that's just for talking about dreams, any dream. From your goals in your pitiful lives to a dream you had last night.
I guess I start:
Had a SNSD dream last night, but... Well yeah had a SNSD dream. Dream was about me meeting Hyoyeon... I didn't want to feel like I was using her to get to Sooyoung (though I really wanted to >___<) so I hung out with her until I meet the other girls.
The horrible part... After I met them, they was all like:
"Oh my gawsh! You should, like, totally date Hyoyeon!"
"She really likes you, you should take her out for dinner."
Then Sooyoung told me I should do it. I did as she commanded.
After like 3 dates, she started talking about marriage; Woke up sweating that night.
GIRLY GIRL DWEAM
Had another dream where I was in a library (I blame Ram) and there was this cute chick who I couldn't stop staring at. Then some friend of mines was like I should hit that up, so they ended up making me approach her.
She was cute, like a mixture of her http://forums.allkpop.com/attachments/2 ... jpg.12328/ and her http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DbBMy1YoDpU/U ... unghwa.jpg (creating a beautiful goddess).
Anyway, she was all like "Hey, does my butt look fat?" and she went on talking like that, leading me to ask myself "Does she want me to bang her?" Anyway, I was really digging this chick, she was cute, funny, and not afraid to express herself. So I went for it. She said yes. I did a victory dance. She celebrated by telling me about her dancing career and letting me touch her thighs under her spandex (bare skin. My pinky may have wondered somewhere else [If yah know what I mean meme.jpg])
We ended up just cuddling and walking around to restaurants, and what not. But we ended up at the library again, people were treating her badly. (Somebody I know actually tripped her, so I kicked her in the shins and never spoke to that person ever again.)
After analyzing her, I found she wasn't as serious about us than I was (and that she was Chinese, though I wanted Korean). Then after another 10 minutes of cuddling (<3) some fat black kid came in with a group people causing a disturbance. The cute girl excused herself to the bathroom, I escorted her.
The fat kid (and I mean FAT, he could have been 12 and he was bigger than me) started yelling at less fat smaller kids, yelling "Why are you afraid to hit a girl?! Hit her." He said as he pointed to a small girl that he was grabbing on to. I wasn't sure if I really wanted to step in, but when I saw the little girl cry, I pushed the great fat one to the side and asked her if she was alright. After she told me she was being held against her will, I picked her up and put her in the elevator that was in the room as well (We were a small room full 3 three doors. One leading to the girl's bathroom, another the boys bathroom, and the third one was an elevator btw), after I made sure the girl was safe, I turned to confront the douchebag.
He started yelling insults that were too lame for me to respond to. Instead I say "Your mom." and that sent his high blood pressure off the charts, as soon as my new GF walked out of the bathroom, he grabbed her. I knocked on the glass of the room so that somebody can bring a security guard, instead they all ran away (those ⌂_⌂), so I (and some innocent white goober who was caught in the fight) had to deal with this huge kid. He grabbed the girl that looked alot like my 2 angels and started choking her, I quickly threw the other little kids in the elevator and as soon as the door closed, I went all 'him' on him.
I slid right under him and hooked him right in the little boys, causing him to stubble, but he won't release his fat grip on her (To quote DV "F*ck fat people"). So I tried to kick this goober in the face (but his fat could have protected him from a nuclear bomb) while the white goober (looked like Ram but he was blonde [what a ⌂_⌂]). After we managed to pry the girl off him, the white guy got pimped smacked by his massive truck for a hand and blacked out (he fought bravely).
So it was me vs the fat guy, made sure my honeyz was safe before I attacked him. I felt like somebody trying to pick his way through an iceberg with a toothpick. I just kept dodging his slow fat attacks and kicking anything in range. I even tried to fit him in the elevator, but when he's standing, his width was too much for the poor elevator.
Girl looked at me with some new eyes that I've never seen on her, like she was really digging me now that I'm saving her freaking life.
My mother woke my up by lifting the blinds (that skank). Never got to kick the fat kid down some big stairs and never got to get some saved her life sex from that chick.
Post a dream.
I guess I start:
Had a SNSD dream last night, but... Well yeah had a SNSD dream. Dream was about me meeting Hyoyeon... I didn't want to feel like I was using her to get to Sooyoung (though I really wanted to >___<) so I hung out with her until I meet the other girls.
The horrible part... After I met them, they was all like:
"Oh my gawsh! You should, like, totally date Hyoyeon!"
"She really likes you, you should take her out for dinner."
Then Sooyoung told me I should do it. I did as she commanded.
After like 3 dates, she started talking about marriage; Woke up sweating that night.
GIRLY GIRL DWEAM
Had another dream where I was in a library (I blame Ram) and there was this cute chick who I couldn't stop staring at. Then some friend of mines was like I should hit that up, so they ended up making me approach her.
She was cute, like a mixture of her http://forums.allkpop.com/attachments/2 ... jpg.12328/ and her http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DbBMy1YoDpU/U ... unghwa.jpg (creating a beautiful goddess).
Anyway, she was all like "Hey, does my butt look fat?" and she went on talking like that, leading me to ask myself "Does she want me to bang her?" Anyway, I was really digging this chick, she was cute, funny, and not afraid to express herself. So I went for it. She said yes. I did a victory dance. She celebrated by telling me about her dancing career and letting me touch her thighs under her spandex (bare skin. My pinky may have wondered somewhere else [If yah know what I mean meme.jpg])
We ended up just cuddling and walking around to restaurants, and what not. But we ended up at the library again, people were treating her badly. (Somebody I know actually tripped her, so I kicked her in the shins and never spoke to that person ever again.)
After analyzing her, I found she wasn't as serious about us than I was (and that she was Chinese, though I wanted Korean). Then after another 10 minutes of cuddling (<3) some fat black kid came in with a group people causing a disturbance. The cute girl excused herself to the bathroom, I escorted her.
The fat kid (and I mean FAT, he could have been 12 and he was bigger than me) started yelling at less fat smaller kids, yelling "Why are you afraid to hit a girl?! Hit her." He said as he pointed to a small girl that he was grabbing on to. I wasn't sure if I really wanted to step in, but when I saw the little girl cry, I pushed the great fat one to the side and asked her if she was alright. After she told me she was being held against her will, I picked her up and put her in the elevator that was in the room as well (We were a small room full 3 three doors. One leading to the girl's bathroom, another the boys bathroom, and the third one was an elevator btw), after I made sure the girl was safe, I turned to confront the douchebag.
He started yelling insults that were too lame for me to respond to. Instead I say "Your mom." and that sent his high blood pressure off the charts, as soon as my new GF walked out of the bathroom, he grabbed her. I knocked on the glass of the room so that somebody can bring a security guard, instead they all ran away (those ⌂_⌂), so I (and some innocent white goober who was caught in the fight) had to deal with this huge kid. He grabbed the girl that looked alot like my 2 angels and started choking her, I quickly threw the other little kids in the elevator and as soon as the door closed, I went all 'him' on him.
I slid right under him and hooked him right in the little boys, causing him to stubble, but he won't release his fat grip on her (To quote DV "F*ck fat people"). So I tried to kick this goober in the face (but his fat could have protected him from a nuclear bomb) while the white goober (looked like Ram but he was blonde [what a ⌂_⌂]). After we managed to pry the girl off him, the white guy got pimped smacked by his massive truck for a hand and blacked out (he fought bravely).
So it was me vs the fat guy, made sure my honeyz was safe before I attacked him. I felt like somebody trying to pick his way through an iceberg with a toothpick. I just kept dodging his slow fat attacks and kicking anything in range. I even tried to fit him in the elevator, but when he's standing, his width was too much for the poor elevator.
Girl looked at me with some new eyes that I've never seen on her, like she was really digging me now that I'm saving her freaking life.
My mother woke my up by lifting the blinds (that skank). Never got to kick the fat kid down some big stairs and never got to get some saved her life sex from that chick.
Post a dream.
