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Prep: Acquire an egg, and blindfolds.

Step 1: Heat up the stove.

Step 2: Set blindfold on heated stove. Let sit.

Step 3: Tightly wrap flaming-hot blindfold around egg.

Step 4: Bludgeon nearest bystander with burning egg flail.

Step 5: Go to a restaurant.

This. I just had a lesson on how to get a life.

[Redhollowlives999]

Can you give a step by step procedure of how to fry an egg with blindfolds?

Prep: Acquire an egg, and blindfolds.

Step 1: Heat up the stove.

Step 2: Set blindfold on heated stove. Let sit.

Step 3: Tightly wrap flaming-hot blindfold around egg.

Step 4: Bludgeon nearest bystander with burning egg flail.

Step 5: Go to a restaurant.

Where's the part with Will Smith?

[Zup]

Can you give a step by step procedure of how to fry an egg with blindfolds?

Prep: Acquire an egg, and blindfolds.

Step 1: Heat up the stove.

Step 2: Set blindfold on heated stove. Let sit.

Step 3: Tightly wrap flaming-hot blindfold around egg.

Step 4: Bludgeon nearest bystander with burning egg flail.

Step 5: Go to a restaurant.

Where's the part with Will Smith?

You're not ready for that level.

Dweeb.

[Redhollowlives999]

But... isn't it level -140?

[Zup]

But... isn't it level -140?

I guess you'll never know.

Cuz you ain't never gonna reach it.

[Redhollowlives999]

Shaddup.



I'm putting a question mark at the end of this sentence?

Does that make that a question?

[Zup]

Does that make that a question?

No.

[Redhollowlives999]

Where is your justification of that statement?

[Zup]

Where is your justification of that statement?

Right here.

[Redhollowlives999]

... Well then?