Ask Lonewulf anything...or nothing.

[Redhollowlives999]

Why do I not understand why you skipped the first pinky question?

How do I become like Forest Gump?

[Lonewulf]

Why do I not understand why you skipped the first pinky question?

How do I become like Forest Gump?

The 'pinky' question was ignored because pinky swears/promises are something girls do so i'm not an expert on their merits. You don't understand why I skipped it because you are a boy who pinky swears/promises like a girl. So, you cannot fathom the thought processes of a manly-man such as myself.

Becoming like Forest Gump is pretty simple. Eating lead-based paint is one way. However, if you mean being like him in reference to his speed/endurance, well, that is more difficult and requires much practice. If you mean being like him in reference to his having a successful restaurant business then I suggest you locate a friendly black man who knows a lot about shrimp and a crippled war veteran who owns a shrimping boat.

[K73SK]

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/tlg/3912716671.html

Do you think this will work?

Why is my name on there, of all people?

[Lonewulf]

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/tlg/3912716671.html

Do you think this will work?

Why is my name on there, of all people?

THAT is a question for Iron...he made it, not me. Mayhaps HE should start a 'Ask IronJustice' topic...

[IronJustice]

I have just updated the post to include a picture depicting the requested service, and additional contact info.

[Redhollowlives999]

To be or not to be?

[Lonewulf]

To be or not to be?

That is the (dumb) question! The answer is 42. Obviously.

[Redhollowlives999]

I could have sworn it was 140.




When will SNSD stop being awesome?

[Lonewulf]

When they become so old that they are no longer attractive and lose the ability to sing. But even then, their pics/posters/songs/videos will live forever so i guess the REAL answer is 'Never'.

[Redhollowlives999]

'Never'.