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Legend of Legaia Joke Thread!!!

Post any Legend of Legaia jokes you want to here. This used to be a competition... But instead, I've decided, well actually Red and K7 decided, that this should be created into a thread. The only thing I did was edit this post.

Make sure you only post jokes related to Legend of Legaia 1 or 2. (I guess 3, even though it hasn't been released, and probably won't. Unless I win the lottery. In which case I will create Legaia 3... and then blow the rest within about an hour.

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JOKE COMPETITION!!

Cort walks into a bar and announces that he can close his eyes and name what kind of alcohol he is drinking and how old it is, just by taste and smell. A drunken Vahn at the bar says, "I bet I can give you a drink that you can't name." "You're on," replies Cort, "as long as you pay." Vahn puts a drink on the table. A blindfolded Cort sips it, gags and spits it out. "This tastes like piss!" "Yeah," says Vahn, "now guess how old I am."

Sweet. First joke is up. And the competition starts off with a bang, and I sware if Zup says, "yeah, so did your mom", So Help Me...

JCTC wrote:And the competition starts off with a bang,

yeah, so did your mom

So did your sister, along with your mom as well.

That should count as Zup's joke.

I am going to change the rules. ANY JOKE IS ACCEPTED!!! As long as it's original and not copied from another site.

So not just Legend of Legaia jokes?

If so we can't keep it here.

General Chat? Cause I can't post in off-topic or anything in the area around it such as Market and stuff...