DV's Terrible Seru Guide
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 10:24 pm
For entertainment. Some spelling mistakes are intentional.. others are there because im too fat to spellcheck. i put no effort into this
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You guys are so lucky. They let me out of the asylum just long enough for me to teach you about the seru aka "magic or something". Seru come in many different flavors so you'll be sure you find one you like. All level 3 seru can be found in the bio castle since drinks are 2 for 1 there from 5-9.
Fire
Fire seru are good for burning things down so there's no evidence and you can blame your cat for cooking your grandma too long idk
Gimard aka bird beak whore:
He sets himself on fire and throws himself at an enemy. His animation is fast so thats good. Alternatvly you can always grab it by the tail and swing him like a morning star.
Zenoir aka bro fist
He punches people int he face. good stuff.
Gola Gola aka terrible
its a snake that is terrible at what it does. Avoid using it unless you're ugly
Light
These are for healing.. mostly. Real men don't get hit so if you're like me you'll never need them
Vera a F%$ing bat bro
He heals. wtf were you expecting
Orb aka lolwut
he heals the group. ugghg
Spoon aka fork n knives
amg a better heal all spell. faaaaaaaaaak
Aluru aka vag canon
finally a light seru that doesn't heal. She shoots lasers from her vag that blows up your mom.
Wind
wind is good at making things dizzy so they vomit. Be careful not to slip in it
Swordie aka kinda looks like Vera
shoots wind. damage is dumb like you
Nova aka Hydralysk
shoots needlespines. Good against enemy air units
Barra aka im running out of ideas
picks stuff up and drops them. Gravity kicks こし. does more damage the more your enemy weighs
Earth
its the like ground
Mushura aka rock saw thing...err
looks cool but isn;t. next
Kemaro demon dog
shoots out a spike that impales people. awesome. They're heads are bigger than their bodies, but everything in this game has big head.
Iota aka acid trip
I don't even get how this is earth based. More like lsd based amirite?
Lightning
fk yeah tesla coils
Theeder aka Robert laser
shoots a beam from his genitals. uh huh
Viguro aka floating torso
cool thing. does stuff. wtf are you asking me for? just use it and see what it does
Gilium aka spaaaaace
nukes you from orbit. Why aren't these things kings of the planet yet?
Water
Water is good for drowning things.
Gizam aka wtf
shoots bubbles....... really?
Freed aka snore
ugh awful
Slippery aka squid demon
makes it rain. Every enemy is apparently allergic to water soooooooo
Dark
I don't like these seru in my neighborhood
Nighto aka stupid sack
it does stuff. sometimes it kills things, but you get that lucky
Puera aka a sock
plays cards. sounds like a childen. dumb
special seru
Meta aka molten core
by fire be purged... why is this attack so long
Terra aka dragonfly thing
another long animation that doesn't do enough damage to justify its cut scene
Ozma aka seizure inducer
whyyyyy
Mule aka its whale
Drowns enemies with water which is cool I guess
Palma aka gambling addiction
summons a giant rock monster from space.. cool
Jedo aka word
Does stuff that sometimes instantly kills bad people...and good people.. any people
Horn aka tch ..what
heals errryone and errthang
Juggernaut aka another long animation
get to 99 with everyone and rob that Miley Cyrus sarayu so you can use it
fin
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You guys are so lucky. They let me out of the asylum just long enough for me to teach you about the seru aka "magic or something". Seru come in many different flavors so you'll be sure you find one you like. All level 3 seru can be found in the bio castle since drinks are 2 for 1 there from 5-9.
Fire
Fire seru are good for burning things down so there's no evidence and you can blame your cat for cooking your grandma too long idk
Gimard aka bird beak whore:
He sets himself on fire and throws himself at an enemy. His animation is fast so thats good. Alternatvly you can always grab it by the tail and swing him like a morning star.
Zenoir aka bro fist
He punches people int he face. good stuff.
Gola Gola aka terrible
its a snake that is terrible at what it does. Avoid using it unless you're ugly
Light
These are for healing.. mostly. Real men don't get hit so if you're like me you'll never need them
Vera a F%$ing bat bro
He heals. wtf were you expecting
Orb aka lolwut
he heals the group. ugghg
Spoon aka fork n knives
amg a better heal all spell. faaaaaaaaaak
Aluru aka vag canon
finally a light seru that doesn't heal. She shoots lasers from her vag that blows up your mom.
Wind
wind is good at making things dizzy so they vomit. Be careful not to slip in it
Swordie aka kinda looks like Vera
shoots wind. damage is dumb like you
Nova aka Hydralysk
shoots needlespines. Good against enemy air units
Barra aka im running out of ideas
picks stuff up and drops them. Gravity kicks こし. does more damage the more your enemy weighs
Earth
its the like ground
Mushura aka rock saw thing...err
looks cool but isn;t. next
Kemaro demon dog
shoots out a spike that impales people. awesome. They're heads are bigger than their bodies, but everything in this game has big head.
Iota aka acid trip
I don't even get how this is earth based. More like lsd based amirite?
Lightning
fk yeah tesla coils
Theeder aka Robert laser
shoots a beam from his genitals. uh huh
Viguro aka floating torso
cool thing. does stuff. wtf are you asking me for? just use it and see what it does
Gilium aka spaaaaace
nukes you from orbit. Why aren't these things kings of the planet yet?
Water
Water is good for drowning things.
Gizam aka wtf
shoots bubbles....... really?
Freed aka snore
ugh awful
Slippery aka squid demon
makes it rain. Every enemy is apparently allergic to water soooooooo
Dark
I don't like these seru in my neighborhood
Nighto aka stupid sack
it does stuff. sometimes it kills things, but you get that lucky
Puera aka a sock
plays cards. sounds like a childen. dumb
special seru
Meta aka molten core
by fire be purged... why is this attack so long
Terra aka dragonfly thing
another long animation that doesn't do enough damage to justify its cut scene
Ozma aka seizure inducer
whyyyyy
Mule aka its whale
Drowns enemies with water which is cool I guess
Palma aka gambling addiction
summons a giant rock monster from space.. cool
Jedo aka word
Does stuff that sometimes instantly kills bad people...and good people.. any people
Horn aka tch ..what
heals errryone and errthang
Juggernaut aka another long animation
get to 99 with everyone and rob that Miley Cyrus sarayu so you can use it
fin
