DV's Terrible Seru Guide

[deadly virus]

For entertainment. Some spelling mistakes are intentional.. others are there because im too fat to spellcheck. i put no effort into this
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You guys are so lucky. They let me out of the asylum just long enough for me to teach you about the seru aka "magic or something". Seru come in many different flavors so you'll be sure you find one you like. All level 3 seru can be found in the bio castle since drinks are 2 for 1 there from 5-9.

Fire

Fire seru are good for burning things down so there's no evidence and you can blame your cat for cooking your grandma too long idk

Gimard aka bird beak whore:

He sets himself on fire and throws himself at an enemy. His animation is fast so thats good. Alternatvly you can always grab it by the tail and swing him like a morning star.

Zenoir aka bro fist

He punches people int he face. good stuff.

Gola Gola aka terrible

its a snake that is terrible at what it does. Avoid using it unless you're ugly

Light

These are for healing.. mostly. Real men don't get hit so if you're like me you'll never need them

Vera a F%$ing bat bro

He heals. wtf were you expecting

Orb aka lolwut

he heals the group. ugghg

Spoon aka fork n knives

amg a better heal all spell. faaaaaaaaaak

Aluru aka vag canon

finally a light seru that doesn't heal. She shoots lasers from her vag that blows up your mom.

Wind

wind is good at making things dizzy so they vomit. Be careful not to slip in it

Swordie aka kinda looks like Vera

shoots wind. damage is dumb like you

Nova aka Hydralysk

shoots needlespines. Good against enemy air units

Barra aka im running out of ideas

picks stuff up and drops them. Gravity kicks こし. does more damage the more your enemy weighs

Earth

its the like ground

Mushura aka rock saw thing...err

looks cool but isn;t. next

Kemaro demon dog

shoots out a spike that impales people. awesome. They're heads are bigger than their bodies, but everything in this game has big head.

Iota aka acid trip

I don't even get how this is earth based. More like lsd based amirite?

Lightning

fk yeah tesla coils

Theeder aka Robert laser

shoots a beam from his genitals. uh huh

Viguro aka floating torso

cool thing. does stuff. wtf are you asking me for? just use it and see what it does

Gilium aka spaaaaace

nukes you from orbit. Why aren't these things kings of the planet yet?

Water

Water is good for drowning things.

Gizam aka wtf

shoots bubbles....... really?

Freed aka snore

ugh awful

Slippery aka squid demon

makes it rain. Every enemy is apparently allergic to water soooooooo

Dark

I don't like these seru in my neighborhood

Nighto aka stupid sack

it does stuff. sometimes it kills things, but you get that lucky

Puera aka a sock

plays cards. sounds like a childen. dumb

special seru

Meta aka molten core

by fire be purged... why is this attack so long

Terra aka dragonfly thing

another long animation that doesn't do enough damage to justify its cut scene

Ozma aka seizure inducer

whyyyyy

Mule aka its whale

Drowns enemies with water which is cool I guess

Palma aka gambling addiction

summons a giant rock monster from space.. cool

Jedo aka word

Does stuff that sometimes instantly kills bad people...and good people.. any people

Horn aka tch ..what

heals errryone and errthang

Juggernaut aka another long animation

get to 99 with everyone and rob that Miley Cyrus sarayu so you can use it

fin

[Redhollowlives999]

These never fail to put a smile on my face.

Well I would have a face if you hadn't fried it.




Good stuff; we should post these on the main page of the site.