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WTF Is THIS?!? (CYOA Thread)

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:18 pm
by Zup
Plot:

The year is 2011.... on Legaia. It is very similar to ours, if it evolved into our time period and whatnot. They got cars, guns, crime, the Internet, and porn

Rim Elm is now a regular suburban town with a city hall and a RimElmMart. Nobody really lives here.

Drake Castle turned into a giant brothel. All the Miley Cyrus come here

Mt. Rikuroa ended up being a volcano that exploded but the lava decided not to burn down Drake's Brothel because it's chill like that

Biron Monastery is now Biron University. Very big in athletics and good grades.

Jeremi was attacked by the Berserker's mutant baby hordes and is just a pile of old building s***

Octam fell into the ground, now there's a big hole and people wonder why it's not butter

Ratayu became a big city similar to New York that dug up Dohati's blown up fortress and turned its rubble into statues of various well-endowed women

Sol Tower is now huge and totally awesome. It's like the Disneyland of Legaia. The Muscle Dome pits robots of fluffy animals against each other. Baka Fighter became a hit video game series. The ONLY video game series actually.

The Usha Research Center ended up becoming a giant drug lab and...never shut down. It's huge now. They developed coke-nukes that blew up Buma.

The Soren Camp took over Mt. Dhini and Conkram. They now are terrible vampire-werewolf-Soren hybrids that feed off of weak human beings. And they pilot awesome jet fighter things called Awesome Jet Fighter Things

There's a big zoo now where Jette's Fortress was.

Zalan became filthy rich from his business and opened up a huge corporation of mafia thugs and gangsters. They make androids and send them out to kill people. There are Zalan Towers all over Legaia.

Re: WTF Is THIS?!? (CYOA Thread)

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:28 pm
by Zup
CHAPTER I - The Sell(out) Swords
October 6, 2011
Vidna - Vidna Motel
9:15 PM


Uthma Dysun - Age 19
Seru: Ulkos (Zenoir)
Combat: Slim sword and knife
http://moe.animecharactersdatabase.com/ ... izakku.png

GOOD KARMA: 0
NEUTRAL KARMA: 0
EVIL KARMA: 0

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Uthma sat in the corner of the inn, counting the sack of gold coins he had earned from his last mission. As he counted, two drunks showed up, rubbing their nipples.

Drunk 1 [whispers to Drunk 2]: Hey, he's pretty sexy
Drunk 2 [licking his lips]: Mmm....you're right

The two sat down across from Uthma, each one with a very disturbing look in their eyes.

Drunk 1: Hey babe. How's it going?
Drunk: Wanna f***?

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------UTHMA DECISION------
This is an open-ended choice. Make whatever decision you wish, Uthma, and it will determine your Neutral Karma.

Re: WTF Is THIS?!? (CYOA Thread)

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:12 pm
by Lonewulf
My vote: Quickly stabs Drunk 1 through the throat. Calmly replies to Drunk 2 "No thank you".

Re: WTF Is THIS?!? (CYOA Thread)

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:57 pm
by Rammerrush
You should put a poll on this topic so people can vote with out replying

Re: WTF Is THIS?!? (CYOA Thread)

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 4:21 pm
by K73SK
Rammerrush wrote:You should put a poll on this topic so people can vote with out replying
But then we'd have a million topics for the same thing and that isn't such a great idea, lol. He could create links to link towards the posts in this topic for the storyline itself while people vote. So it says "Part 1: <link>" and goes down from there.

Re: WTF Is THIS?!? (CYOA Thread)

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 5:04 pm
by Rammerrush
So there isn't a way to change the poll after people vote?

Re: WTF Is THIS?!? (CYOA Thread)

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 7:31 pm
by Zup
Wulf gets majority :P

CHAPTER II - Vidna Police Officer
October 6, 2011
Vidna - Vidna Motel
9:18 PM

Uthma Dysun - Age 19
Seru: Ulkos (Zenoir)
Combat: Slim sword and knife
http://moe.animecharactersdatabase.com/ ... izakku.png

GOOD KARMA: 0
BADASS KARMA: 1
EVIL KARMA: 0

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In the blink of an eye, Uthma's knife soared through the air, piercing Drunk 1 in the throat. The man fell to the floor,
blood bubbling in his throat. Drunk 2 stood there, dumbfounded.

Uthma: No thank you.

Drunk 2 seemed to sober up with that thought, and he fled the scene, dripping urine from his dirty trousers.

But Uthma did not earn a true victory. A Vidna Police Officer arrived in the motel, twirling his baton. He walked right up to
Uthma's table, a cocky look in his eye.

Police Officer: Is this your kill?

Uthma: Yeah, but you can have it. I only eat raw women. http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-conte ... 00x437.jpg

Police Officer: http://www.funnycatsite.com/pictures/Wha41.jpg

But the officer shook himself out of it and returned to his senses.

Police Officer: Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to step outside with me.
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------UTHMA DECISION------
A) Do what he says and go outside with him
B) You step outside first, dragging the body on the floor behind you
C) Stab his こし too

Re: WTF Is THIS?!? (CYOA Thread)

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 7:37 pm
by Rammerrush
B)

Re: WTF Is THIS?!? (CYOA Thread)

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 7:56 pm
by Redhollowlives999
A)

Re: WTF Is THIS?!? (CYOA Thread)

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 8:47 pm
by hero_bash
A)