WTF Is THIS?!? (CYOA Thread)

[Redhollowlives999]

I vote for ram's idea

[LegaiaWiki]

@ MJZuproc_II:

Just wanted to let you know that the electric crossbow and the Chaos Breaker are two different weapons. Chaos Breaker is the blade Vahn can purchase in Buma.

B for Red.

As for my decision...

I decide to go watch my guards use the crocodile shears http://www.medievality.com/crocodile_shears.html on a commoner who attempted regicide the other day by trying to shoot me with his pistol in my chamber as I was going over war plans.

[Zup]

^
Okay fixed it, sorry :mrgreen:

[Rammerrush]

And Sise what about Sasha? Do you want to vote for my idea like red? Pleaseeee

[Zup]

CHAPTER XVII - legendoflegaia.net's weirdest idea
October 7, 2011
Hammy Rammy's Imagination
Who gives a 野菜 PM

Sise-Neg Cagliostro Saryu - Age 27
Seru: Rogue (fallen Ra-Seru)
Combat: Combat Sambo, Chaos Breaker, and electric crossbow
http://i898.photobucket.com/albums/ac18 ... s/adfa.jpg

GOOD KARMA: 0
IMPOSSIBLE! KARMA: 1
EVIL KARMA: 0


Redhollow - Age 19
Seru: Gimard, Vera, Theeder, Gizam, Kemaro
Combat: Zenpakuto (Zenbonsake), Tai-Chi-Jiu-Jitsu
http://banjoandlegaiafan126.deviantart. ... -262545032

GOOD KARMA: 4
CONFIDENT KARMA: 5
EVIL KARMA: 4


Sasha - Age 19
Seru: Mam (utters Seru, has the power of sexy fire)
Combat: Judo, Taekwondo, and Claws
http://moe.animecharactersdatabase.com/ ... iiragi.jpg

GOOD KARMA: 0
SEXY KARMA: 1
EVIL KARMA: 0


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Suddenly, a drug was slipped into the mind of a little website (don't f***ing ask me how) and created a paradox and alternate
dimension thingy parallel to the CYOA Legaia world.

Redhollow: I'm not gonna go 'round killin' Uthma, dawg. I can bring him to you doe...he ain't gon be dead tho http://www.everytshirt.com/Images/produ ... -shirt.jpg

Sise-Neg: ...mmkay

Sise-Neg turned around and an HD TV and PS3 were suddenly there, with a Legaia 2 disc compatible with PS3 in his hand! He slipped it in and began to play after merely a few seconds!

Sasha was shaking for some odd reason. In a split second, her clothes were off, and she was on Redhollow's back.

Sasha: MUSH!

Redhollow: 野菜, shawty, that's hawt.

K73SK: http://th03.deviantart.net/fs70/150/i/2 ... 3bbd3e.jpg
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THE STORY SHALL CONTINUE IN LESS THAN A DAY'S TIME...

[Zup]

CHAPTER XVIII - Back in the real CYOA Legaia...
October 7, 2011
Ratayu
8:40 PM

Sise-Neg Cagliostro Saryu - Age 27
Seru: Rogue (fallen Ra-Seru)
Combat: Combat Sambo, Chaos Breaker, and electric crossbow
http://i898.photobucket.com/albums/ac18 ... s/adfa.jpg

GOOD KARMA: 0
IMPOSSIBLE! KARMA: 1
EVIL KARMA: 0


Redhollow - Age 19
Seru: Gimard, Vera, Theeder, Gizam, Kemaro
Combat: Zenpakuto (Zenbonsake), Tai-Chi-Jiu-Jitsu
http://banjoandlegaiafan126.deviantart. ... -262545032

GOOD KARMA: 4
CONFIDENT KARMA: 5
EVIL KARMA: 4


Sasha - Age 19
Seru: Mam (utters Seru, has the power of sexy fire)
Combat: Judo, Taekwondo, and Claws
http://moe.animecharactersdatabase.com/ ... iiragi.jpg

GOOD KARMA: 0
SEXY KARMA: 1
EVIL KARMA: 0


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We return to the CYOA Legaia...

Sise-Neg sent Redhollow and Sasha on their mission, and he himself was in his chamber,
preparing for the next day in which he was to hold a public speech about education.

Sise-Neg: Frickin' PSAs...

Guard: Sir Sise-Neg!

Sise-Neg: What?

Guard: The Sol army has sent a fleet of planes to attack the city!

Sise-Neg: Why?!?

Guard: Becaue you stole the mayor's wife and fed it to the Juggernaut downstairs!

Sise-Neg: ...and?

Guard: What should we do?!?

Sise-Neg: Well...

* * * MEANWHILE * * *

Redhollow and Sasha were on the Flying Train heading over to Sol Tower right now.

Redhollow: Just make sure you stay out of my way.

Sasha was running her finger along the blades of her claws.

Sasha: Hmph. I don't like that tone of yours. You're just lucky we're partners in this.

Redhollow: We are not partners.

Sasha: Very well...
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----- SISE-NEG DECISION -----
A) Try to make peace with the mayor of Sol
B) Do a double backflip and kill the guard
C) Kill the guard and prepare your army for battle

----- REDHOLLOW DECISION -----
A) Make peace with Sasha. She might stab you in the back if you're hostile
B) Ignore Sasha the rest of the trip. You can take her if necessary
C) Kill some passengers on the train and make the driver make it move faster

----- SASHA DECISION -----
A) Apologize to Redhollow, and welcome him as your ally. You'll need him
B) Try to seduce him to your will. You're more than able
C) Seduce the passenger next to you and steal his money

[Redhollowlives999]

ABB lol

[LegaiaWiki]

C, C, C

[Hiro]

B,C,C

[Lonewulf]

B.B.C.