WTF Is THIS?!? (CYOA Thread)

[Redhollowlives999]

dbb and magikarp should use splash, and then it should die, because splash does nothing to dv

[Kabishen]

C,C,B
And Magikarp eats some candy, then evolves.

[Rammerrush]

D C B and Magikarp should take off its speed-o and give DV a hug lol

[Zup]

CHAPTER XIV - Splish Splash!
October 7, 2011
Ratayu - Pier to the west-ish of the city
8:40 AM

Uthma Dysun - Age 19
Seru: Ulkos (Zenoir)
Combat: Slim sword and knife
http://moe.animecharactersdatabase.com/ ... _thumb.jpg

GOOD KARMA: 4
BADASS KARMA: 4
COWARD KARMA: 1
EVIL KARMA: 3


Wendy Gaydwarf - Age 18
Seru: Nighto
Combat: Kris and Eskrima
http://moe.animecharactersdatabase.com/ ... 846499.jpg

GOOD KARMA: 0
GIRLY KARMA: 2
EVIL KARMA: 3


Mr. Virus - Age 37
Seru: None
Combat: Hard hitting and yelling and a big donkey shovel
http://creepy-tees.com/graphics/tshirts ... erface.gif

GOOD KARMA: 0
DV KARMA: 3
EVIL KARMA: 1


Mighty Magikarp - Age ???
Seru: None
Combat: He punches, kicks and splashes water
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx8lu ... o1_500.png

GOOD KARMA: 0
USELESS KARMA: 1
EVIL KARMA: 0
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The Mighty Magikarp leaped into the air, and used his most powerful (and only) attack: Splash!

It's not very effective...

Mighty Magikarp: http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/upload ... lekarp.jpg

Mr. Virus: That was stupid

The villain swung his mighty shovel and struck the Mighty Magikarp across the side of the head, and as it fell to the roof of the bus,
it was set on fire, and cooked to perfection.

Fishermen: OH NOES!!!1!!

Wendy: Uthma! Why the the the the the didn't you do anything?!

Uthma: I've HAD IT with your CRAP!

In their anger, the two extended their arms to push the other off of the roof of the bus and into the ocean. They both flew backwards,
caught completely off guard, splashing into the sea with a mighty splash.

SUDDENLY...

A group of Soren thugs appeared, howling with laughter at the sky. As they soared over the battle scene, plans of a prank and kidnapping
and possibly rape formed in their minds, and they fired like rockets to the fight below.

Uthma, Wendy, and Mr. Virus were whisked away, and the crazed villain even dropped his shovel in so quick a kidnapping. The fourth
Soren took a nice bite out of the Mighty Magikarp, but the Fishermen attacked him to preserve the body.

* * *

Uthma woke up who knows how much later to find himself, Wendy, Mr. Virus, and their Soren kidnappers in the wilderness somewhere. He
had no idea, he'd never been there before. He and Mr. Virus were tied to an oak tree while Wendy was tied to another tree, surrounded by
the Soren.

Soren 1: What a babe...

Soren 2: Totally f***able!

Soren 3: What the the the the the are we waiting for?!

Uthma knew he had to act fast. A realization hit him. The idiots had forgotten to take Ulkos away from him! In nearly absolute silence, Ulkos
removed the ropes from Uthma and Mr. Virus.

Uthma: We gotta get Wendy out of there, and take those bastards down.

Mr. Virus: I don't have my shovel.

Uthma narrowed his eyes, then searched the area around him. He found a twig and a rock.

Uthma: Here. Use this.
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------UTHMA DECISION------
A) Tell the Soren to surrender and give Wendy back
B) Snap all of their necks
C) Tell Mr. Virus to go and save Wendy
D) Flat out murder the Soren thugs

------WENDY DECISION-----
A) Tell the Soren to back-off
B) Ask the Soren if they like your hair
C) Kick as many nuts as possible

------MR. VIRUS DECISION----
A) Fight alongside Uthma and save Wendy
B) Kill all of the Soren with the twig and rock
C) Kick Uthma in the nuts, steal his sword, then leave

[Lonewulf]

A. B. B.

[Rammerrush]

Isn't B and D the same lol anyway A C B

[Kabishen]

B,B,C

[Rammerrush]

I have to say it. lol BBC

[deadly virus]

A,B,C

[Redhollowlives999]

ACB- I WANNA SEE DV KILL PEOPLE WITHA TWIG!